Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

78|"I tried."

Text Group: dream dream dream

patrick: where is everyone it's been three days and no one has said anything

talia: no clue

patrick: so lewis anusha and harry are missing

talia: well

talia: they could have just all broken their phones

patrick: you think three people who hang out with each other way more than they should during a pandemic would all just break their phone at the same time

talia: i mean you said they hang out all out

patrick: but it makes no sense

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Text Group: wildthots

veron: i can't believe this

liz: i told everyone we needed to be more careful

anusha: how he managed to not spread it i don't think i will ever understand

liz: maybe he's just really bad at spreading things

anusha: no but i witnessed ethan and a girl hanging out and she didn't get it either

liz: maybe it was a false positive

dyl: he was in the bin though

dyl: like he looked awful when we played quiplash on zoom the other day

veron: on the bright side we didn't get sick

veron: hopefully he gets a negative soon and we can go back to breaking the law

liz: NO

liz: NO MORE LAW BREAKING

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Text Group: wildmen

simon: ethan are you good now

ethan: a lot better

ethan: ready to party

veron: wait till you get a negative first mr.tumble

josh: not mr. tumble

ethan: why would you do that

vik: to be fair though

simon: please stop doing that

lewis: money be drippin like water

jj: thank you lewis

lewis: i got you man

vik: we like your music

jj: fake friends

vik: yeah you're probably right

liz: jesus vik

harry: jj if you ever need a drummer i'm here for you

jj: shut up

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@wildmenpredictions covid can't take us down

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@nutinit why would you tweet this

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@vikkstarmie i don't like playing among us with my friends they cheat

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@cheeseandrice YOU KEEP FRAMING ME

@vikkstarmie you deserve to be framed

@cheeseandrice sleep with your eyes open vikkstar

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Text Messages between patrick and harry

patrick: did you all die

harry: no

harry: ethan got covid so we were quarantining

patrick: quarantining texts

harry: yes

harry: everyone's good now

patrick: you people make no sense

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Text Group: dream dream dream

harry: what if we

harry: kill kenneth and then all of this ends

patrick: we're not killing my brother

harry: are you sure

patrick: yes

anusha: does he have a lot of childhood trauma he's trying to get revenge for

lewis: are you going to make me check if we've somehow interacted with kenneth as children

anusha: i mean he could hate our parents

talia: what

anusha: i'm sorry i watch too much tv

harry: do our parents even know each other

anusha: yes????

anusha: you realize we are friends because our parents know each other right

lewis: harry almost everyones parents have been in every pta

lewis: even when the friend group was split up our parents were still planning most of the school's events

talia: don't tell me kenneth is getting revenge bc your parents scared him

patrick: he's a mostly private school kid and he's too old he wouldn't have been at the same school as any of us ever

harry: isn't simon's mom

harry: a teacher at a private school near here?

lewis: no

lewis: not even close

lewis: she's an accountant

harry: i tried

talia: please stop