Text Group: wildthots
red: stay safe
dylan: don't die
anusha: he's literally like a dad he'll probably treat me like i'm 2
veron: you said that about the last boyfriend
anusha: who
dylan: are you talking about second grade
anusha: oH
anusha: that was
anusha: cal
anusha: fridge
anusha: he stole my lunch and then gave it to veronica
veron: exactly
veron: tWO TIMING BITCH
liz: oof
liz: who is he dating now
anusha: idk doesn't he still like veronica
liz: damn anusha how does it feel
liz: he used you to get to veronica
veron: legends only
anusha: i hate you
veron: coming for kseph
anusha: i'll tell vik
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Text Group: sideboys
tobi: text me if you need me to come get you
tobi: safe sex is best sex
tobi: don't die
jj: ^^^^^
jj: but i mean
jj: if she's on the pill you don't need a condom
harry: can we not
harry: do you know where you're going
harry: bonkha was going to meet up with some guy but they wouldn't tell me who it was
simon: ??
simon: isn't she on a guy strike after tobi
tobi: excuse YOU
harry: idk
harry: but i told her to share her location with me if she needs help but she just laughed so
harry: who knows maybe her and red are secretly eloping in vegas
simon: what a sight
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Messages between talia and simon
talia: idk if mgmt. told you but we're getting dinner before then!
talia: they're paying for everything but they're going to take pictures to show how "gentlemanly" everyone is so have cash on you for show
simon: got it
talia: also
talia: keep your phone off, if you really need to keep it on have it on silent, the company is super anal about phones
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
Fanfictionin which we give a new definition to self insert fics and become the center of the fictional world... for bants.