Text Group: wildmen
jj: buy tickets to my online festival i'm broke
anusha: okay
ethan: how much are they
jj: 30
ethan: kk
harry: when
jj: next month
jj: via youtube
dyl: for some reason i thought you were going to say vlive
harry: what
dyl: groups in asia use it like youtube
harry: oh
harry: does anyone want to come to a pbc practice
harry: you can all witness patrick being the living nightmare
simon: your descriptions of him are vivid enough
liz: when
harry: tomorrow
liz: damn
liz: dyl ethan tobi josh and i have digital orientation for school
lewis: i'll go theres a panda express next to where you practice and i've been craving panda express
vik: who craves panda express
veron: everyone
vik: yeah okay
vik: i'll come i have nothing to do
veron: same
harry: anyone else
jj: i would but i have a studio sesh
ethan: sesh
veron: someone is missing
veron: anusha
harry: she's not missing she drives me to work she has to go or else i will be stranded there
veron: do you pay her
harry: with breakfast yes
harry: she's a friend NOT AN UBER DRIVER
harry: okay tomorrow like 8am
harry: i'd say everyone squeeze into zippy but there is a pandemic and that car only fits three no matter how much it's convinced itself it's a five seater
anusha: SHE
anusha: zippy is a SHE
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Text Group: wildthots
liz: has he been more annoying since he found out
anusha: yes
anusha: but also he stopped talking to me about his feelings for katie so that's a plus i guess
veron: what if he does the thing
anusha: what is the thing
veron: you know when someone might not like someone like that but then they find out someone likes them and then might start developing feelings for someone bc they know they like them
anusha: i only half understood that but i'd prefer it to not happen
anusha: also veronica
anusha: what were you and vik doing on discord at like 3am
veron: he's too freaked out about school and calls me at like 2 in the morning to just talk about stuff
anusha: every day???
veron: yeah idk i don't think he wants to go to school anymore
liz: vik????
liz: vik no school????
veron: but yeah we just talk until one of us falls asleep
anusha: cute
anusha: so cute
liz: did the unpaid internship make you two bffs again
veron: no i thought he was fucking the mail lady the entire time
veron: but he clarified after and now we're close again
veron: pbc is going to be interesting
veron: vik said harry sends detailed accounts of patrick's diva breakdowns
dyl: diva breakdowns
lewis: remember red's senior year
lewis: when they forgot to put him as the most subscribed student in the yearbook
dyl: oh my god
liz: does patrick just scream about how he doesn't need this he has his brother's shadow to hide under
veron: jesus
anusha: god he hates getting compared to his brother but he does it to himself a lot
veron: like you
anusha: yes i do it too but patrick hates it even more
lewis: have you spoken to him since "this goes out to my assistant"
anusha: no
lewis: wait
dyl: what
lewis: this should be said in the dream gc but
lewis: what if we need patrick to figure out what is going on
anusha: what
lewis: you need to make up with patrick
anusha: no
anusha: NO
anusha: nope
anusha: nah
anusha: never
dyl: anusha
anusha: nO
liz: anus
anusha: nahhhhhhh
veron: anusha
anusha: NOPE
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Text Group: dream dream dream
harry: what
lewis: i think anusha and patrick need to be friends again
harry: oh that might be a little hard to do right now
lewis: why
harry: lock just left pbc
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
Fanfictionin which we give a new definition to self insert fics and become the center of the fictional world... for bants.