Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

41|"So wild."

@joshhh moving to new west don't forget me friends

1 Retweets 12 Likes

@simonnye how dare u

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Text Messages between patrick and anusha

patrick: on a scale of 1-10 how sad are you right now

anusha: why would i be sad

patrick: because this is literally a living nightmare for all of us

anusha: what do you mean all of us

patrick: you had the dream, i had the dream, simon had the dream, lewis is fucking god

patrick: i was a creepy 24 year old in your dream but we're literally the same age

anusha: it wasn't you in the dream

patrick: what

anusha: it was your brother

anusha: which is what makes this even weirder bc he was kseph and now you're kseph

anusha: and just talking to you makes me feel weird because the nightmare was so fucking vivid

patrick: i promise you i wouldn't do that

anusha: it's not you i'm scared of

anusha: it's how real all of this and how we're all capable of being such shitty people

patrick: you know simon doesn't actually hate you right

patrick: he's just trying to figure out how he feels about you because dream simon liked you

anusha: what

patrick: you were lampshades

anusha: dream simon almost killed me

patrick: okay but it was also a dream and this is now reality

patrick: simon doesn't hate you, your friends aren't going to turn on you and i'm not going to hurt you

anusha: what is this conversation why is it so dark

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Text Messages between anusha and simon

anusha: let's start over

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Text Group: wildmen

harry: someone get food with me i'm hungry

harry: also i need a new username

liz: hazzabear

harry: nO

anusha: let's go goatfucker

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@goatfucker i hate my friends

7 Retweets 13 Likes

@noosh aw we're your friends now

@veronicas uwuwuw

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@nutinit i

1 Retweets 19 Likes

@dywans hehehehehe

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3 Months Later

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Text Group: wildmen

veron: simon wtf

veron: why would you do that

dyl: why you did that

vik: what did he do

veron: i was talking to a senior and simon literally put his arm around me and coCKBLOCKED

anush: you're like 3 you don't need to be talking TO SENIORS

josh: i'M MOVING BACK TO EAST HALLELUJAH

josh: also why were you talking to seniors shame on you

veron: hE IS MY MATH TUTOR

vik: dyl exists why do you need a math tutor

dyl: veronica you have offended me and my capabilities

veron: everyone's telling me not to talk to seniors but liz was talking to a senior

liz: that was my cousin wtf veronica

veron: i'm

veron: BYE

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@nutinit can the groupchat stop attacking me

2 Retweets 6 Likes

@mintershere no

@vikkstarmie never

@goatfucker why would you even say such a thing

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@yourmotherhasadyl can we get food @wildmen

4 Retweet 7 Likes

@fenceboy so wild

@cheeseandrice PIZZA

@yourmotherhasadyl nO PIZZA YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP @cheeseandrice

@mintershere fooooood

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Text Group: wildmen

simon: i don't understand how life works anymore

simon: is this because i cockblocked one time

veron: what

dyl: he was going to ask kirsty out and then

dyl: patrick asked literally an hour before him so kirsty declined

dyl: and he's been sulking the entire study hall

dyl: like i can see waves of rejection radiating off of him

anusha: wow nice description

tobi: kirsty

tobi: i thought you liked talia

simon: nO NEVER

vik: uwu salmonella

vik: i just threw up

vik: simon do better

simon: "do better" yet offers no alternatives

ethan: didn't you like dylan

dyl: pls no

dyl: no i reject

dyl: no ask

vik: lMAO

veron: change of topic let's talk about homework

veron: i hate homework

dyl: v omg

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Text Group: wildthots

dyl: v do yOU STILL LIKE SIMON