Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

33|"I'm Patrick."

@emodudecasket are you down to die with us at warped tour this summer caskettes?

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@noosh this is a living nightmare

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Text Group: blue

tobi: i'm the captain now

talia: no

patrick: i don't even have a role what am i supposed to do

veron: who are you

patrick: i'm patrick

patrick: i moved here this summer

talia: i think you just have to like

talia: help write the essay

talia: the roles don't really do anything

veron: i have the ultimate power

veron: slack and you get a zero

patrick: scary

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Text Group: its bath time bois

simon: lets go to warped tour

harry: i'm down

harry: i heard people talking about carpooling to save the hassle of finding individual parking spaces

vik: am not rlly into the whole scream scream punk thing so i'm out lol

jj: pussy

vik: ??? you heard screamo on the radio and freaked out and started crying

jj: i wAS SIX

vik: and???

ethan: emo dude casket is going

simon: ew i hate them

ethan: what how

simon: most of their fans are like

simon: girls

simon: they're like 5sos but worse

ethan: doesn't one of the members' siblings go to our school

tobi: yeah the new kid patrick, he's j.seph's younger brother

simon: gross

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Text Group: twitch friends

veron: why is the gc name still twitch friends

twitch friends has been changed to wild thots

veron: that's better

veron: patrick keeps trying to get our group to go to an emo dude casket concert with him bc his brother is j.seph

dyl: didn't anusha's dream have a group called punk boy coffin lmao

anusha: this is a living nightmare the guy's name in the dream was k.seph

anusha: and emo dude casket literally named themselves yesterday they were still "five guys ft instruments" on youtube two days ago

veron: that's so weird

veron: did you like transcend into a different dimension when you went to bed

veron: what else happened

anusha: something about you vik and wheatgrass

veron: i'm allergic to wheat grass

anusha: what

anusha: are you sure you're not lying right

veron: why would i lie about an allergy what