Text Group: sidemen kind of
ethan: simon u might want to hurry it up with the explanation
simon: 5 days
ethan: speed it up mintman
jj: i can't get over you taking weird pictures
vik: me either
vik: like if u are having problems or something why don't you just tell us instead of trying to get someone disowned
vik: no one is forcing you to be friends with her or literally anyone
jj: yeah i don't get it
simon: it's not that
simon: just five days
ethan: times a ticking
ethan: try to do it sooner she is my neighbor we see each other almost 24/7 and it's really awkward
josh: oh hold on
josh: the picture thing
josh: didn't she leave early randomly when we were doing karaoke at your house
josh: wasn't she the last one who had the camera
harry: no i was
harry: but she has known about the pictures since then
josh: and she didn't say anything?
harry: it's a really long story
josh: wait hold on did you know???
harry: i might have
simon: who else knows
simon: outside of our friends
harry: patrick and talia
tobi: talia?
harry: again long story
harry: that has been paused because of your weird one week thing can you hurry up
josh: patrick
josh: aren't patrick and her friends
harry: she's not talking to any of us
harry: she's not even talking to lewis
tobi: she's not talking to lewis???
ethan: you know now that i think about it, i haven't seen lewis in two days
tobi: he hasn't said anything in any groupchat either
harry: no he's fine i spoke to him this morning
harry: he said something about trying to transfer to a school here because he didn't want to pay out of state tuition for online classes
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@punknews Punk Boy Coffin frontman Patrick Levi and drummer Harry Lewis seen enjoying a night out at Hotel Derek with friends from school. (cr. dispatch)
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Text Group: wildthots
veron: i swear simon is in the picture getting posted everywhere
dyl: what
veron: harry and patrick at some party or w/e
veron: simon is literally in the picture they are partying with simon
liz: damn
liz: men are snakes
dyl: what if they're just trying to coerce him into being quicker
veron: you don't think they're doing the thing
dyl: what thing can we stop calling actions things
veron: in the dream
veron: simon was constantly fucking with everyone, did he manage to convert harry and patrick into his make anusha's life a living hell club
liz: patrick would never
veron: both harry and patrick have had their moments of them being dicks i don't think we can say either of them would never
anusha: i'm pretty sure it was kenneth's party
anusha: anyways idc if they want to take his side then it's whatever i do not need them in my life
veron: how do you know
anusha: i got put on some spam invite list
liz: you were invited???
anusha: kenneth invites everyone in his contacts list i have been invited to twelve this summer and i have gone to none
liz: are you all thinking what i'm thinking
anusha: what are you thinking
dyl: when is the next party
anusha: uh
anusha: two days from now so wednesday
dyl: send me the text with the invite
anusha: ok?
veron: are we really doing this?
anusha: what are we doing
veron: how do you not get it
anusha: get what
liz: we're going to a party silly
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
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