Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

68|"The Rona."

Text Group: dream dream dream

lewis: is patrick always that violent

harry: nah he's always a dick but never that violent

lewis: was this just the last straw

harry: i guess

harry: it's been brewing for a bit

harry: where is anusha she hasn't spoken in any of the groupchats in like two days

lewis: really

lewis: ig i didn't notice because she talks in wildthots

harry: what's wildthots

lewis: the gal equivalent of the sidemen gc

lewis: bc you know the friend groups had the join together to create the wildmen

harry: ahhhh

harry: okay

harry: but where is she we need to start figuring out this dream stuff

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Text Group: wildthots

anusha: can october come sooner i want to MOVE

veron: why do you all get to move in october and i have to move next month

liz: the rona

liz: dyl and i aren't moving till next semester

veron: you can keep jj company

liz: no

anusha: tbh i have no idea why the lease starts in october but its okay no in person classes this semester

veron: i have an in person class

anusha: well thats why you move early

dyl: we should all get one big house together screw college who needs college

veron: does all include the men in wildmen

dyl: no

dyl: well

dyl: no

liz: imagine living with jj

veron: do you hate him

liz: fuck the sidemen i can't stand them

veron: who let deji in

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Text Group: wildmen

tobi: something has shifted

dyl: are you an astrologist

veron: are you lewis

tobi: someone hasn't spoken in this gc in nearly a week

veron: what

ethan: where is

ethan: the archeologist

anusha: it's archae

tobi: where are you

veron: ohhhhh

veron: she's been speaking in our gc maybe she just doesn't like you all

tobi: ouch

veron: :P

harry: did you just :P

harry: this is why you're the nut

veron: i'm still going to kill you i haven't forgotten

liz: hazzabear

dyl: i think nut is a better nickname than hazzabear

harry: do you really

dyl: veronica doesn't have goatfucker associated with her name

harry: toupée

dyl: it's touché...

simon: toupée

simon: i've been laughing for five minutes at toupée

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Text Group: wildthots

dyl: wait why aren't you speaking in the other gc @ anusha

anusha: idk

anusha: just haven't felt the need to say anything

anusha: also the harry thing

dyl: what harry thing

anusha: i walked into the theater for like a second

anusha: and patrick was like 'what girl is ever going to like you' and he was like 'yours' and it just hasn't sat well with me

veron: you heard that???? and you didn't say anything????

anusha: i didn't know what i was supposed to say so i left i didn't want to be in a car with him

veron: i didn't understand it when he said it i thought he was trying to say patrick also dabbled in drugs

liz: harry dabbles in drugs????

dyl: i don't like the word dabble

liz: OH SO THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE

anusha: not the drugs idc about the drugs but the whole "yours" thing idk he sounded too eager to say that

veron: so you give me approval to kill him

anusha: kill him five times

veron: thank you