Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

11|"Punk Boy Coffin."

@itsarchae i stan punk boy coffin

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@punkboycoffin thanks we stan you too <3 -kseph

@tobster who

@ogcoffinboy smh they're not even punk anymore, why did we get forced out for these noobs

@itsarchae iosdnweafijenfregndsnvjgr @ogcoffinboy ily

@fenceboy w h o are they

@calfridge um

@calfridge bonkha is saying ily to people that aren't us????

@nutinit mY FAVORITE I LOVE PBC ANUSHA YOU GOT A NOTICE

@itsarchae i'm crying @nutinit

@mintershere who are they @itsarchae

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Twitter DMs between @ksephofficial and @itsarchae

@ksephofficial: hi!

@itsarchae: are you real is this real

@ksephofficial: the verified badge next to my name should act as confirmation

@itsarchae: i'm crying

@ksephofficial: why what happened who hurt you

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Text Group: wildmen

anusha: i jUST GOT DM

anusha: frOM VOCAL BOY KSEPH

dylan: puNK BOY COFFIN KSEPH???

veron: fucking lucky

tobi: wHO

rachael: you don't know who punk boy coffin is?????

rachael: it's punk boy coffin you're joking right?

simon: who

rachael: ...

liz: how

aggie: are you high???

veron: it's a punk group, these kids probably listen to jj and think they listen to only hard rap

jj: why do you have to offend me

veron: you're easy to offend

vik: who is punk boy coffin and why did you get a dm

anusha: i asked why and he said he was tired of the punk boy coffin guys and needed to talk to more people

simon: so what you're saying is he wants to meet up and smash

anusha: no

anusha: he wants TO TALK

harry: so

harry: intercourse

anusha: you fuck goats stfu

veron: can you hook me up with a dm from five

vik: excuse you?

veron: did someone reply under me i can't see it

vik: verONICA

veron: so anusha, that five dm

anusha: "five" his nAME IS mATTHEW

veron: but matthew is such a boring name, i want to talk to five

simon: what's happening

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@fiveofficial someone told me you wanted a notice? @nutinit

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@nutinit dnewijfrgujernvjerbvhjerbvnhjdsbverhjgberhjvbehjvrenv

@pbcforlife luCKY @nutinit

@ksephstan she's so lucky omg

@nutinit @itsarchae we've made it in life

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Twitter Group: punk boy thots

@ksephofficial: new friends?

@yourmotherhasadylan: hOLYJKFDNSJFBNHJEBFEHJBDHJEF

@cheeseandrice: oh noOOOSJSKNSJWDBHJFBHJE

@fiveofficial: did we break them

@etenofficial: we might have

@keyofficial: hi my name is collin but i wanted to be edgy

@ddropofficial: i'm austin lol

@shrekchael: i like how pbc is @insertnameofficial and we're shrekchael, itsarchae, yourmotherhasadylan, nutinit, cheeseandrice, agg.ie

@ksephofficial: you're also the wildthots

@itsarchae: your name is punk boy coffin you can't come at us for oUR NAME

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Text Group: wildmen

liz: thEY MADE A GROUP CHAT

simon: what

ethan: are we being replaced wtf

tobi: we can replace y'all too

anusha: what

anusha: we go to the same school, they're an emo punk band, idt you're on the same level of being replaced

simon: excuse you

anusha: what

wildmen has been deleted by simon

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@nutinit you can't just delete a groupchat what the fuck?? @mintershere

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@mintershere i did w0w look at me doing things i supposedly can't do

@nutinit why are you being such a dick? @mintershere

@mintershere sorry i'm just so below the coffin boys aren't i

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Messages between anusha and simon

anusha: that's nOT WHAT I MEANT

sorry, you cannot text this number

anusha: jfc