Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

77|"During a pandemic?"

Text Group: wildmen

anusha: ethan close your window

ethan: THANK YOU

vik: huh

anusha: we're neighbors our rooms face each others

anusha: he has a girl over and open window means anyone can hear anything

simon: A GIRL

simon: dURING A PANDEMIC

josh: you have a girlfriend

dyl: omg do you and ethan have taylor swift ybwm moments

anusha: well we converse through our windows when we're bored

anusha: and we used to do homework with our windows open in high school because we had like 5 classes together junior and senior year

anusha: great fun times

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Text Group: wildthots

anusha: i think i fixed the harry thing

dyl: how

anusha: he convinced himself he did the thing but i don't think he did it

anusha: so i told him i was sick and couldn't run but that he should still go running

anusha: and i know katie likes him so i told her he goes running in the morning and she should join him

dyl: he did the thing????

veron: i knew he did the thing

anusha: he didn't do the thing he just thinks he did

liz: are we 12 why can't we say he likes you

anusha: because that's weird

anusha: but three days so far and he hasn't shown up to make me run with him

liz: watch him show up next week asking if you feel better lmao

veron: with wheatgrass

liz: no only vik can do something as dumb as giving a girl wheatgrass

dyl: did you know the cafe down the street from our old high school sells wheatgrass

dyl: they do wheatgrass shots and just wheat grass

anusha: have you been drinking wheatgrass shots

dyl: no that doesn't sound very nice

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Text Group: dream dream dream

lewis: i think

lewis: i forgot what i was going to say

talia: use your words lewis

lewis: shut up

patrick: does someone want to hear what i found

harry: what did you find

patrick: i found my old music projects

patrick: and one of them was literally called living nightmare

harry: i mean there's a lot of living nightmares in the world

harry: one of them is in this gc

patrick: we can't make nightmare jokes about talia anymore

talia: i'm

anusha: is it just called living nightmare or is there something else

harry: do you feel better

anusha: a+

patrick: are you sick???

anusha: no

anusha: answer question please

patrick: i think the song was about the dream

patrick: but before the dream happened

lewis: ffs

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Text Group: sidemen

ethan: i'm ready to drop out already

josh: it's been

josh: barely a week

ethan: i'm not built for school

vik: i don't like school either

ethan: vik let's drop out and just do youtube full time

vik: no

vik: that sounds even worse than school

ethan: we can be red

vik: idt anyone can live up to red

vik: if he didn't yt maybe we could be big but he's too big

simon: we can start a collab channel

josh: you mean like o2l

simon: who

jj: what's o2l

harry: sounds like a drinking game

jj: how

josh: you're all hopeless