Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

97|"Pen are useless."

Text Messages between patrick and ben

patrick: i messed up

patrick: can you stop your neighbor from talking to kenneth

ben: what did you do

patrick: we got into an argument and i told her to go and talk to him if she wanted to be pushy and she said okay

ben: you need to get it together

patrick: i know but stop her

ben: she's not home

patrick: she's going to physically talk to him?????

ben: i don't know???

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Text Messages between talia and harry

talia: punk boy coffin and glaring horses were BAND NAMES

harry: but there is nothing on the internet about them

talia: maybe that's why simon's being weird about them

harry: maybe

harry: ty

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Text Group: wildthots

anusha: pen are useless i sent kenneth a text

veronica: you what

dyl: why

anusha: they weren't going to do it and i'd rather find out wtf is going on asap than just wait around for patrick to talk to his own brother

liz: did he respond

anusha: no

anusha: wait

anusha: he's typing

anusha: i didn't think this far ahead what am i supposed to say to him

veronica: how do i slap you through a phone

liz: ditto

dyl: no violence only smielence

anusha: dw i got this

anusha: got to act normal right haha

veronica: you have never acted normal in your life i don't think you even know what being normal looks like

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Text Messages between kenneth and anusha

kenneth: hi?

anusha: great weather today!

kenneth: i mean i guess

kenneth: did you need something

anusha: actually yeah

anusha: would you happen to know why a youtuber with over 14 million subscribers has been spam dming me claiming he knows me