Text Messages between lewis and harry
lewis: you know you're a spy now right
harry: oh no
harry: i'm not good at lying under pressure
lewis: i mean you survived high school doing it
harry: okay but i had a 2 month break
lewis: then u better start practicing
harry: man
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Text Group: blue trio
tobi: patrick man why
patrick: what
tobi: why would you do that
patrick: do what
tobi: "this goes out to my assistant"
patrick: oh
patrick: idk it just happened
veron: BUT WHY
veron: it's not like she was wrong in breaking off the friendship
veron: her parents were so close to cutting off her contact with the outside world
patrick: i mean
patrick: now they can
veron: don't be a dick
patrick: i'm not being a dick
veron: yes you are
patrick: no idk what you're talking about
veron: patrick
patrick: going through a tunnel i can't see your messages
veron: we're texting not talking
patrick: 843ut894u()2i(84U3
tobi: ...
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Text Group: wildmen
lewis: okay well now that there are no more OUTSIDE distractions, can we get back to being wildmen
anusha: lewis
lewis: no you know he was a distraction
anusha: a distraction from a very bad dream in which simon almost killed me
lewis: yes and now there is no more dream no need for distraction
anusha: okay
dyl: does outside distraction only apply to her bc minter is dating someone too that we don't know
lewis: i mean we can't keep everything within the realm of the wildmen or else that'd be a little incestuous
simon: you know lena
dyl: the only thing we know about lena is that she went out with harry at one point
harry: hell yeah
simon: harry i will kill you
harry: <3
liz: we should throw a party
veron: liz i don't want to be on the news as the idiot teenager who got the coronavirus at a party
vik: yeah and private gatherings are limited to 10 or less
vik: there are 13 of us + all of our other friends
harry: let's just get drunk on fucking oovoo
tobi: OOVOO
tobi: good times
tobi: i don't drink but we're just going to have to party via zoom or something
anusha: we have discord
anusha: no one uses the discord anymore fuck all of you
anusha: dyl and i keep it ALIVE every now and then
dyl: every now and then
red: skype
red: tinychat
jj: not tryna get doja cat'd out here
ethan: jesus
vik: we'll just do discord parties
vik: and play minecraft or something
dyl: AMONG US
dyl: AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US
vik: yes
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Text Group: sidemen
simon: my car hates me
vik: it's a tesla
simon: it hates me
simon: i was replying to a text and it drove over glass
vik: that sounds like it's your fault
harry: yeah definitely your fault
jj: why are you driving over glass
tobi: vik's never driven over glass and he has a tesla
ethan: i think you just hate your tesla
tobi: don't text and drive you're the asshole here
simon: THIS ISN'T REDDIT
tobi: if it was you would be the asshole
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
Fanfictionin which we give a new definition to self insert fics and become the center of the fictional world... for bants.
