Text Group: the men
tobi: so what hap
simon: i ditched talia
simon: i entered the girls bathroom
simon: i suggested we sneak out
simon: she showed me a text that said kseph left
simon: and then we left
simon: and we went to my house
simon: and beer
simon: and then she left
harry: beer
simon: yea rebels init
ethan: did you move on do you like her now
tobi: that's not allowed
simon: what why you don't even like her
tobi: i've never audibly expressed my feelings for her how do you know i don't like her
vik: do you
tobi: the world will never know
josh: ok so you're just unnecessarily possessive
josh: does simon like her
simon: does no one remember that she was the only person i didn't like
simon: i don't have feelings for her but she's coo person
simon: but i kind of
simon: nvm
vik: what
simon: nvm nvm
simon: i'm sexually attracted to guitar strings and lamps
harry: mate i got you
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@goatfucker i bought simon his first love
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@mintershere thanks man
@itsarchae you bought him his hand
@fenceboy yes anusha yes roast him @itsarchae
@itsarchae stfu cathy @fenceboy
@mintershere why do you keep calling people cATHY @itsarchae
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@yourmotherhasadylan can simon just drown me in his indoor pool
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@nutinit yes me too
@cheeseandrice and me
@yourmotherhasadylan can josh kick me off of the railing on the highest floor of his house
@imdaddy are you ok
@yourmotherhasadylan can vik just like stab me with his broken collarbone
@vikkstarmie pls no
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@tobster idk what's happening i think dylan is high
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Text Group: wildmen
simon: dylan you good
dylan: can death just like
dylan: drown me in hot nacho cheese
ethan: no bc that's not chyo cheese
anusha: d e a d dead
ethan: sexual tension
anusha: what
anusha: no
simon: by lil eddie right
ethan: no
simon: canno
anusha: i like kpop
jj: you're cancelledt
jj: out of the wildmen
jj: leave
anusha: jaemin raps better than you
jj: i'm
anusha: :)
simon: i love a woman who stands up for herself
simon: i meant jj
veron: doiehfiurehgiurehwe
veron: sIMON
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
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