Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

26|"Unfortunately."

@goatfucker i can't believe i have to transfer SCHOOLS, WHAT IS THIS

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@nutinit please tell me it's not west

@goatfucker unfortunately @nutinit

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Text Group: WILDMEN 3.0 SOS

veron: 3 for 3

simon: i don't like this why would josh and rachael do this

anush: maybe they're just bored, really dick move but

tobi: "i'm bored let's ruin our friends lives"

liz: sounds like fun

liz: but i thought josh would have transferred to west instead of harry

harry: we didn't even move though, the school district just rezoned and my house was on the west side

liz: wait

simon: this can't just be rachael and josh

simon: how would they have known about lewis and him getting expelled

veron: cal's dad is on the school board

veron: it literally could have been josh or rachael trying to tell cal that he needs to get lewis expelled somehow so their weird predictions could come true

simon: unless

simon: unless lewis was never part of the transfer part of the prediction and josh actually is transferring

harry: wait a second

harry: josh lives down the street from me he has to be transferring

liz: this all seems really fucked up

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@NewEastHighSchool Using the school's name to incite cyberbullying is not tolerated at New East High School. All accounts tarnishing our reputation will be investigated and consequences will be served to individuals running the accounts. #NEHSNEWS

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Text Group: wildmen 3.0

harry: i want food

harry: someone get food with me

anush: will the school attack us for existing

harry: probably but who cares we can all just become youtubers #youtubemoney

simon: you haven't even uploaded your first video and you filmed it two months ago

harry: i never said we had to become youtubers

harry: red wins anyway he's already partnered

anush: red is lampshades

red: no ty

simon: red pls

simon: why

veron: tell me who lampshades is or i dissolve this friendship

simon: no wtf shut up

simon: u can't end the friendship only i can

veron: are you a meninist

simon: w h a t

harry: he supports the mens rights association we have to kill him

tobi: kill simon i agree

simon: tobi pls why

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Text Messages between anush and simon

anush: is tobi lampshades?

simon: what

anush: you said you'd tell me who both of them were, and then you only told me guitar strings, so i can only assume that they are both guitar strings and lampshades

simon: you can't tell anyone