@yourpistachios Due to COVID-19 we will be moving our concert online! More details will be out soon!
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Text Group: wildmen
josh: online? you mean like zoom? the concert will be held on zoom???
anusha: no it'll be on youtube, but through memberships like.... Kcon? You become a member of the channel for like 20 dollars and you get access to the concert stream
anusha: they were going to do zoom but licensing zoom was more expensive than doing a youtube concert
veron: how much are tickets
anusha: one easy payment of 19.99
anusha: 39.99 if you want to be a vip and get access to bonus videos and backstage stuff
simon: do i get free tickets for working at the pistachio farm
anusha: yeah probably
liz: am i still performing
anusha: if you want to
anusha: they're sending emails to performers rn so just check your email in a bit and there should be a questionnaire or something to ask about participation
veron: can we go in person i don't want to watch pbc from a computer screen
jj: i'm performing too
veron: you scream la Lamborghini whenever we get lunch it'll be no different
jj: why do you hate me
dyl: you broke a 1200 dollar flute on camera
jj: bc it was pissing me off
dyl: you piss me off
liz: 1200....
harry: why the ellipsis it's only 1200
liz: eat the rich harry you're first
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Text Group: swanson's moral support
talia: patrick are you pistachio festing
patrick: yes
tobi: he's pbc he has to
veron: yeah talia gosh
talia: it was a QUESTION
veron: and yet no question mark in sight
patrick: lmaooo
patrick: is gh still together are you pistachio festing
talia: nah we broke up because sarah said she wanted to go solo and now we're all going to attempt to go solo
patrick: didn't know we went to school with fifth harmony
talia: we went to school with fifth harmony???
tobi: talia oh my god
patrick: r/whoosh
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@yourpistachios LINEUP PART 1!!! PUNK BOY COFFIN, TALIA MAR, JJ, LIZ, PRISTIN
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@onlysungyeon PRISTIN????
@onlypristin OH MY GOD PRISTIN???????????????? THEY'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER???????????
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Text Messages between patrick and anusha
patrick: my brother lent me his stylist and they gave me the 2010 bieber cut
anusha: you're 18
patrick: and i look 12
anusha: RIP
anusha: it's okay people care more about the bassist anyway
patrick: ouch
anusha: i'm just kidding i'm sure you don't look too bad
anusha: 2010 jb had floopy hair just
anusha: do hairflips or something you'll be solid
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Text Group: wildthots
liz: is everyone glad there is no more evil dream sequences
liz: no more east and west
veron: i don't buy it something has to go wrong
dyl: yeah no way life is going to be normal now that we're out of high school
dyl: anusha have another dream we'll knock you out if you can't sleep
anusha: what
anusha: no i refuse someone else have a dream i'm still traumatized
anusha: everytime patrick's brother shows up to pistachio fest practices i get so freaked out
veron: can we come to pistachio fest practices
anusha: sure if you wear a mask
veron: can we make customized masks that say wildmen
anusha: just buy them from that one wild men dating app that tweets us whenever someone says wildmen
veron: it's not the same
anusha: you're going to make customized masks aren't you
veron: hell yeah
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