Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

10|"Failing as a cockblock."

@nutinit turns out i'm allergic to wheatgrass

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@mintershere oh no

@itsarchae vIK

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@itsarchae while we were all focused on big dick vik and his problems, no one noticed rachael and josh

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@yourmotherhasadylan tHEY'RE DATING

@shrekchael who is rachael i only know a shrekchael

@imdaddy josh? sorry who

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Text Group: wildthots

anusha: what is happening in the life of the wildthots

dylan: joshchael is a thing

dylan: vik almost killed v

veron: he didn't almost kILL ME

veron: he did kill me

anusha: kill him

rachael: what is a joshchael

liz: josh and freya

rachael: yOU BITCH

liz: typo

liz: i meant josh and rachael but thank you for the ANSWER

aggie: we also haven't acknowledged that fence boy is dating wildmen enemy number 1

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Text Group: sideboys

simon: v is allergic to wheatgrass

vik: i didn'T KNOW

tobi: who even told you to buy her wheatgrass

vik: jj

jj: what

vik: jj four years ago: "the only way to a girl's heart is through a wheatgrass shot"

jj: fOUR YEARS AGO

simon: i'm banning vik from girls

josh: yeah same

tobi: best idea i've heard all year

harry: only thing we can do honestly

ethan: vik no more girls

vik: what is eVEN HAPPENING

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@mintershere if you see vik near a girl you have my permission to knock him tf out

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@yourmotherhasadylan if you see him near v you have my permission to knock him tf out

@bigdickvikstan what did he do

@imdaddy he tried killing @nutinit @bigdickvikstan

@vikstarmie jfc

@fenceboy *knocks vik tf out* @vikstarmie

@vikstarmie i hate you all

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@itsarchae you're safe today, but tomorrow we're coming for both of you @shrekchael @imdaddy

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@imdaddy i hate you

@itsarchae oh hey i posted this at 11:59 pm it's now 12:01 am @imdaddy

@shrekchael aNUSHA @itsarchae

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@nutinit rachael and josh are dating can we all cockblock them

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@shrekchael my name isn't rachael

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@itsarchae then what is it

@shrekchael shrekchael

@itsarchae okay.

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@itsarchae shrekdaddy is a thing y'all

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@goatboy i like how you're trying to give them attention but no one cares bc they're the most normal out of every wildmen couple

@itsarchae i feel like i'm failing as a cockblock oh no @goatboy

@tobster it's okay you can continue to cockblock @vikstarmie and @nutinit