Text Group: wildmen
anusha: jj music fest next week and then vikroniclan go to school the week after
vik: vikroniclan
anusha: your minecraft girlfriends
vik: both of them
anusha: yes
veron: anusha i will kill you
anusha: <3
jj: i refuse
jj: no leaving
vik: since u love me so much i'll keep a sleeping bag in my dorm for you
jj: no fuck you
vik: :-(
veron: ew why'd you add a nose
simon: we should add lachlan to the gc where is he
veron: no there's already too many of you
veron: no more men
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Text Group: dream dream dream
lewis: nothing has happened in three weeks i wonder if pbc breaking up messed things up
harry: well
harry: took an l for a good cause
lewis: you shouldn't speak sometimes
harry: shut up
lewis: anusha have you had any dreams
anusha: yesterday i dreamt that i never had to speak to men again and it was great
anusha: the only weird dream i've had is jseph being a supervillain but this is real world
lewis: we've had dreams that somewhat predict the future
anusha: can you shoot light beams from your palms
lewis: no
anusha: there you go
harry: i mean he could if he tried really hard
lewis: what
anusha: who let him have the dream
lewis: you did
anusha: why would my subconscious have a dream about all of my friends turning against me
anusha: it's not me
anusha: it has to be simon, he's the one obsessed with making the dream come true
harry: wait
anusha: what
harry: what if its jseph
anusha: huh
harry: patrick used to complain about his brother during practice all the time but after the assistant stuff he'd only ever say good stuff about him
anusha: but simon took the picture
harry: what if simon's talking to jseph
lewis: does jseph have a real name
anusha: it's kenneth
lewis: what
anusha: his middle name probably starts with a j idk
harry: jseph, evil man, somehow convinces simon that all of this needs to happen and simon goes along bc he probably like
harry: threatened simon's biggest fear coming true or something
anusha: but why would simon talk to him
harry: the same reason you talked to him in your dream
anusha: he had a crush on him??
harry: no you dumbass he was a fan
lewis: oh yeah
harry: simon says he hates them bc most of their fans are teenage girls which is "lame" but he drove me to school one day and his on repeat playlist on spotify was a lot of edc
lewis: but then where does patrick come into this
anusha: simon put down the puzzle pieces
anusha: jesus christ this is a lot
lewis: jj's blowing up the wildmen gc
harry: he wants us to go to his studio i can give all of you a ride
anusha: no i'm still not physically speaking to you
harry: you don't need to talk to me in the car
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Text Group: wildmen
jj: friends
jj: friends
jj: friends pls
jj: come to my studio
veron: why do we keep breaking the law
jj: yOU WOULDN'T BREAK THE LAW FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?
veron: when did we become best friends
jj: i'm hurt
dyl: please don't freestyle
jj: i'm not anusha
anusha: wtf
anusha: i compliment your music and this is how you repay me
jj: that doesn't mean i have to compliment yours
liz: oof
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Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)
Fanficin which we give a new definition to self insert fics and become the center of the fictional world... for bants.
