Wild Men ★ (ft. Wild Thots) (Social Media a.u)

79|"Think of the dream."

Text Group: wildmen

ethan: got the negative it's party time boyz

harry: partying gave u the rona

ethan: which means i can't get it again

harry: but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't get it

ethan: i'll beat corona up

simon: that's not

simon: how it works at all

ethan: yes it is

ethan: you know what simon you're killing the vibe here i think i should beat you up

veron: cool it tumbles

ethan: stop that

veron: no

veron: it's almost halloween

vik: i just had flashbacks to when we all went trick or treating in the fifth grade

vik: thirteen kids moving together like a pack

dyl: didn't we try matching costumes once

vik: god we were all tornados

lewis: when is red coming back to the country

red: no

lewis: okay

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Text Group: dream dream dream

talia: what if we

talia: corner kenneth and trap him

talia: and then make him stop

lewis: he's going to turn into a lizard and paralyze us all

talia: oh my god i finally understand the references

talia: you people need to stop watching teen wolf

harry: it's not us it's anusha she just has drilled it into our heads so much that we recognize and use the references

patrick: harry you spent an hour talking to us about your love for holland roden the other day

lewis: dude

lewis: you made us watch teen wolf with you on rabbit because you were too scared

anusha: smh trying to make me look like the weird one

harry: shut up

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@fenceboy harry has a holland roden stan account

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@nutinit i think we should cancel wildmenpredictions they seem like they're up to no good

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@kpoptwt did you say cancel

@nutinit is this anusha @kpoptwt

@itsarchae why do you think so lowly of me @nutinit

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@goatfucker close your eyes shut your mouth dream a dream and get us out

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@mintershere i love sharkboy and lavagirl

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Text Group: wildthots

dyl: has there been dream progress

anusha: no

anusha: anything we think of is probably illegal

veron: what

anusha: social distancing we're not trying to kill him

anusha: well we aren't anymore

liz: so you were trying to kill him at one point

anusha: yes

anusha: well not kill him but kidnap him

dyl: do it i approve

anusha: i don't think his fans would

veron: icb the person trying to ruin your life for no reason is someone with a lot of fans

liz: this is where the whole "i'll protect him even if he kills someone" fan mentality comes in

anusha: what if we get his fans to turn on him

dyl: his fans are the punk equivalent of little numbers i think that will be incredibly difficult

veron: has he done anything illegal

veron: besides drugs

anusha: i don't know i've spoken to him like twice and needed patrick intervention both times

veron: think of the dream

anusha: dream kenneth tried to get with someone who was barely legal in a shady movie theater

veron: maybe he has a history of that

lewis: do you want us to survey his groupies and ask when they became groupies

veron: where do you come from

lewis: i add myself back from anusha's phone when she's not looking

liz: are you BREAKING THE LAW AND HANGING OUT

anusha: he walks over if he's bored

veron: what do you do

anusha: he plays just dance for four hours, gets tired and walks back home

dyl: mood

lewis: i will

lewis: speak to his groupies then

veron: let us know how it goes