Multifandom Oneshots

teacher! ~ why are we here? ~ ross/jin/barney

A/N : I guess I write fanfiction for Minecraft Roleplays now. I truly have fallen from grace, huh? This takes place post-episode 1

The school had burned. Jin wasn't so convinced it had even been a real school, or at least not one that was currently active. The "substitute" teacher clearly didn't have any proper qualifications, there had certainly been no other students, and there was no other active staff there.

"Guys, where do we go now?" Ross asked flatly as the trio walked through the woods. He sipped on his glue, happy as he felt the substance slowly slide down his esophagus. "Well, we still need to finish summer school" Jin replied, trying to ignore the disgusting sound that the glue made to little effect. "I don't wanna be held back by a grade"

"Aren't you freakishly smart?" Barney asked him in confusion. Jin's face went red, both in flattery and in embarrassment. Barney thought he was "freakishly smart", but the truth of why he was there was kind of embarrassing. "I skipped out on a lot of my homework" Jin stated blankly, avoiding the dinosaur's gaze.

"I'm just not good at academic stuff" Ross threw in his own reasoning for why he was there. The reading and writing especially had really gotten him down over the previous school year. He was much more proficient at the arts, but those few good grades were not enough to pass him, hence his presence there.

"I immigrated here from my island last year" Barney explained his own reasoning. "I came in late and couldn't make up enough credits to pass, but they agreed to pass me if I came here since I'm smart enough" Jin rolled his eyes. "This whole thing is stupid" he stated flatly. "I mean... Summer school? Really? Ross is the only one who should be here"

"Hey!" Ross objected indignantly. "I mean it with love, Ross" Jin clarified, causing the narwhal to blush. "But, I'm serious. You are the only one here who actually needs the extra help" he explained. "That's not a bad thing either. Some people just need more help than others. But I am perfectly proficient and Barney's only here because of timing"

"But hey" Barney cut in. "At least it gives us more time to hang out" he said with a small smile. "Yeah" Jin chuckled.

"I guess it does, huh?"