shape guys ~ 37 dollars worth of raisins (crack) ~ triangle/rectangle

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A/N : Takes place post-episode 1

The guy they'd left that box with was dead now. Kind of their own fault for being dumbasses. And for dealing with such a sketchy guy. But neither of them felt particularly torn up over it. It's not like they were the ones who made... Whatever was in that package. They were just the delivery boys. Don't shoot the messenger or whatever.

"37 dollars worth o' raisins" Triangle muttered to himself as he ate a few of the raisins from the heaping pile they had in their living room. How they even afforded the bills was some kind of divine miracle considering how terrible they both were at keeping jobs and spending their money wisely. Rectangle made a noise of recognition.

"Was it worth killin' that guy though?" he asked, laid back with his eyes closed. There was no weight to the question, because- Again- Neither of them felt bad about getting the guy killed. It was just a question on his mind. The morals of accidentally murdering a stranger in exchange for 37 bucks worth of raisins.

"Eh" Triangle replied, not really caring about whatever the answer to that question was. "We didn't do nothin' on purpose, and we still got dat cash"

"True"

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