[Scene: A Street: Angelica and Peggy are walking to a newsstand.]
Peggy: Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?
Angelica: Why?
Peggy: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
Angelica: Oh my God. (Grabs Peggy and turns her away) Peggy. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
Peggy: Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma!
Angelica: He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.
(The guy walks past them)
Guy: Nice hat.
Angelica and Peggy: (in unison) Thanks.
(The guy walks on)
Peggy: We should do something. Whistle.
Angelica: We are not going to whistle.
Peggy: Come on, do it.
Angelica: No!
Peggy: Do it!
Angelica: No!
Peggy: Do it do it do it!
Angelica: (Shouts to the guy) Woo-woo!
(The guy turns around, startled. Angelica points to Peggy. The guy gets hit by a truck)
Peggy: I can't believe you did that!
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[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Angelica and Phoebe are visiting.]
Angelica: Why did I 'woo-woo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Peggy: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Angelica: Peggy, what are you doing?
Peggy: Maybe nobody's tried this.
Angelica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
Peggy: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Angelica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Peggy: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Angelica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Peggy: I know.
[Scene: Angelica and Eliza's, Angelica and Peggy are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
John: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
Angelica: He doesn't have anyone.
Peggy: Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible.
Hercules: I can't believe you said woo-woo. I don't even say woo-woo.
Eliza: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV)
Jay Leno: (on TV) Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Eleanor Ball Laurens. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S Hamilton AU
MizahFRIENDS sitcom but as the Hamilton group! Credits to creators and writers of Friends Alexander Hamilton- Ross Geller Elizabeth Schuyler- Rachel Green(e) John Laurens- Chandler Bing Angelica Schuyler- Monica Geller Hercules Mulligan- Joey Tribbianni ...
