[Scene: Angelica and Eliza's, John walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Eliza comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her waist, drying herself with another towel. John and Eliza startle each other and she drops the towel for a second and snatches the rug off the couch.]
Eliza: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock
John: I'm sorry!
Eliza: You have no respect for anybody's privacy!
John: Eliza, wait, wait.
Eliza: No, you wait! This is ridiculous!
John: Can I just say one thing?
Eliza: What? What?!
John: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Eliza: UGH!!
(She storms off)
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Peggy is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Eliza and Angelica.]
Peggy: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
Roger: That's pretty much it.
Peggy: Oops!
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Peggy: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
Roger: Okay. I'll miss you.
Peggy: Isn't he great?
Eliza: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
Peggy: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
Angelica: So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
Peggy: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.
Eliza: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?
John: Oh, yes, could I have one of those. (Points)
Eliza: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
John: Okay.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
John: No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.
Alexander: You what? Wh-what were you doing seeing her boobies?
John: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
Eliza: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Peggy: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
Eliza: Okay, Pegs, I was hoping for more of a change.
John: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Eliza: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
John: Okaaay, (Gestures) rock, hard place, me.
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when-when the laughter stops.
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