F.R.I.E.N.D.S Hamilton AU

Ep 11: The One With The Lesbian Wedding

[at Alexander's. Caroline and Sammy are picking Philip up]

Alexander: Ok. Here's his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi!

Caroline: So how did everything go?

Alexander: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.

Caroline: Well, we've gotta go.

Alexander: Ok.

Sammy: [clears her throat]

Caroline: Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.

Alexander: Oh, you and me?

Caroline: Uh, no, Sammy and me.

Sammy: The other us.

Alexander: Ok.

Caroline: We're uh, we're getting married.

Alexander: As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?

Caroline: Anyway, we'd like you to come, but we totally understand if you don't want to.

Alexander: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.

Caroline: Look I just thought that...

Alexander: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!

Sammy: Is your finger caught in that chair?

Alexander: Mmm hmmm.

Caroline: Want us to go?

Alexander: Uh-huh.

[at Eliza and Angelica's]

Alexander: This is so cool. You're actually gonna be on television.

Herc: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of us, and how these are the days of our lives..

Angelica: Yes! Caroline and Sammy's caterer had a mountain bike accident this weekend, and she's in a full body cast.

Alexander, John & Herc: Yes!

Angelica: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?

Alexander: Would it matter?

Angelica: Oh, you are so great! [kisses him on the cheek] Thank you!

Herc: Are you really not going?

Alexander: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?

Angelica: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.

Alexander: If you wanna call that a reason.

John: [singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood] Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.

Angelica: Alexander, I thought you were over this.

Alexander: Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.

Herc: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.

Eliza: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?