(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.)
Angelica: Tell him.
Eliza: No.
Peggy: Tell him, tell him.
Angelica: Just...please tell him.
Eliza: Shut up!
John: Tell me what?
Angelica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
John: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.
Eliza: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Peggy: Doing it on this table. Hehe (points at the table)
John: Wow! (He chuckles)
Hercules: Excellent dream score.
Alexander: (Alexander gets jealous) Why, why, why would you dream that?
John: More importantly, was I any good?
Eliza: Well, you were pretty damn good.
John: Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm always surprisingly inadequate. (Angelica pats him on his lap)
Eliza: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Alexander: I... love it, when we share!
(Alexander goes over to the counter. John follows him.)
John: You're okay there, Alex?
Alexander: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!
John: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, John is sitting on the table.]
John: Hello Lizzy.
Eliza: Get off.
Peggy: (points at Hercules's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
Hercules: I don't know. What are you wearing?
(John, Angelica and Peggy looks at him)
Alexander: Pegs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
Peggy: Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.
John: Pirates again?
Peggy: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummy. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.
Hercules: Hey, hey, Jack. She could work for you.
John: (sarcastically) Thanks Herc, that's a good idea.
Peggy: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
John: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. (Alexander looks at her.) It's a whole big boob story.
Peggy: I could be a secretary.
John: Well, you know Peggy. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
Peggy: I could do that.
(Alexander's beeper goes off)
Eliza: What are you playing with?
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S Hamilton AU
HumorFRIENDS sitcom but as the Hamilton group! Credits to creators and writers of Friends Alexander Hamilton- Ross Geller Elizabeth Schuyler- Rachel Green(e) John Laurens- Chandler Bing Angelica Schuyler- Monica Geller Hercules Mulligan- Joey Tribbianni ...
