F.R.I.E.N.D.S Hamilton AU

Ep 2: The One With the Breast Milk

[Scene: Angelica and Eliza's, Caroline and Sammy are showing off Philip to the gang.]

Angelica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)

Peggy: Oh, look at these! Hey, Philip. Just do it. (Philip starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?

Sammy: Oh, is he hungry already?

Caroline: I guess so. (Caroline starts to breastfeed Philip.)

John: You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen)

Hercules: (joins him) I gotta get one, too.

Alexander: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing?

John: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?

Alexander: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.

Hercules: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.

Alexander: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Caroline's fine with it, now come on.

(They go back into the living room)

Alexander: Caroline?

John: Caroline? I was just wondering if Hercules could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

Caroline: Sure.

Hercules: Uh, does it hurt?

Caroline: It did at first, but not anymore.

Hercules: John?

John: So, uh, how often can you do it?

Caroline: As much as he needs.

Hercules: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?

(Alexander pushes Hercules and John away)

Opening Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]

Julie: Eliza, do you have any muffins left?

Eliza: Yeah, I forget which ones.

Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?

All: No thanks.

Julie: (To Eliza) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)

Eliza: (to Julie) Oh! Thank you. (under her breath to John) What a bitch.

Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?

Peggy: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.

Angelica: Ok, um, I'll go with you.

Julie: Great.

Alexander: (enters) Hi, honey.

John: Hey, sweetie.