F.R.I.E.N.D.S Hamilton AU

Ep 14: The One With the Prom Video

(My favourite episode AAAA!)

[Scene: John and Herc's apartment. John is playing foosball by himself, Herc enters]

Herc: Hey.

John: Hey. Hold on a second. [shoots a goal] Huh?

Herc: Nice, nice. Hey, I got somethin' for you. [hands John an envelope.]

John: What's this?

Herc: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.

John: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?

Herc: Well, I'm makin' money now and this is payin' you back for headshots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.

John: Well, thanks, man. Now I can get my pony.

Herc: Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands John a jewellery box]

John: Wow, I don't know what to say. [opens the box and pulls out an incredibly gaudy gold bracelet] Wow, I, I don't know what to say.

Herc: Heh, what d'ya say?

John: I don't know. It's a bracelet.

Herc: Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.

John: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.

Herc: Put it on.

John: Oh, now? [puts it in his desk drawer] No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. [sets a chair in front of the drawer]

Herc: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on John] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.

John: I so am.

Herc: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?

John: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

[Scene: A kitchen somewhere. Angelica is interviewing for a job]

Interviewer: Well, this all looks good.

Angelica: Great.

Interviewer: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?

Angelica: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, John Laurens.

Interviewer: Alright, let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.

Angelica: A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.

Interviewer: No, just a salad will be fine.

Angelica: You got it.

Interviewer: Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.

Angelica: Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.

Interviewer: Uh-huh. Is it...dirty?

Angelica: Oh-oh, no, no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.

Interviewer: Don't, I like it dirty.

Angelica: That's your call.

Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?

Angelica: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatoes.

Interviewer: Are they, uh, firm?