F.R.I.E.N.D.S Hamilton AU

Ep 15: The One Where Eliza and Alexander... You Know

((Song above is:
Wicked Game by Chris Isaak
I absolutely love this song and it was featured in this episode of Friends.
I'll tell you when to play it ;) ))

[Scene: John and Herc's apartment. Herc and John enter with John covering his eyes and Herc leading him.]

Herc: Alright, no peeking. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking.

John: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.

Herc: Alright open your eyes. [opens his eyes to see two black leather recliners and a big screen TV]

John: Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.

Herc: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.

John: Congratulations!

Herc: I know.

John: Now we can finally watch Schuyler Acres the way it was meant to be seen.

Herc: Uh-huh.

John: So uh, which one is mine?

Herc: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [John starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.

John: [sits down] Ohh yes.

Herc: [sits down] Ohh yeah, that's the stuff.

John: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare?

Herc: We dare.

Both: [both extend the footrests] Aaahhhh. [both recline their chairs] AAAAHHHHHH.

[Scene: John and Herc's apartment. John and Herc are sitting in their recliners watching TV. Angelica, Alexander, and Peggy are there.]

Peggy: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.

John: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.

Alexander: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.

All: Woah! AH

Angelica: Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?

[Eliza enters]

Eliza: Hi you guys.

All: Hey.

Eliza: Hey you.

Alexander: Hey you. [they stand together in front of the TV.]

John and Herc: Woah, hey, yo. [Eliza and Alexander move]

Eliza: So, uh, how was your day?

Alexander: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.

Eliza: Really? Mine too.

Peggy: Hey cool, mine too!

Alexander: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.

Eliza: OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Alexander just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves]

Alexander: Bye guys.

All: Bye.

Angelica: [walks up to Eliza in front of the TV] Tonight?

John and Herc: Hey, yo. [they move from out of in front of the TV]

Angelica: What's tonight?

Eliza: It is our first official date. Our first date.

Angelica: Uh, hello.