F.R.I.E.N.D.S Hamilton AU

Ep: 1 The One With Alexander's New Girlfriend

[Scene: Central Perk, Peggy is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montage of scenes from Alexander and Eliza.]

Peggy: Hey It's Peggy! Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Alexander was in love with Eliza since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally, John was like "forget about her" but when Alexander was in China on his dig, John let it slip that Alexander was in love with Eliza. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Alexander was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?

Opening Credits

[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Eliza is waiting for Alexander to come off the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]

Eliza: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)

Alexander: (seeing her) Eliza!

Eliza: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, YOU? (Hits him with the flowers.)

Alexander: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?

Eliza: What?

Alexander: You're bleeding.

Eliza: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)

Alexander: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Eliza.

Eliza: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.

Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.

Eliza: Oh my gosh im so sorry- Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.

[Scene: Angelica and Eliza's, the gang is waiting for Eliza to return from the airport with Alexander.]

John: No way!

Angelica: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Alexander!

Peggy: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?

Hercules: Um, this?

Peggy: Yes.

Angelica: Guys, you got your hair cut.

John: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Van Rensselaer.

Peggy: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.

Eliza: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Alexander, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.

John: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.

(She hits John.)

Eliza: (to John) You, you, you said he liked me. (Alexander and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!

Alexander: That's all right, Eliza, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Angelica. This is John. Peggy. Hercules, what up?

Hercules: What up?!