Okay, hear me out-
As a little kid, Bakugou would hear his mom cuss all the time (I mean, I'm pretty sure we all know where he got it from). So when he was first figuring out how cuss words worked it was around Christmas time. Mitsuki would take him with her where she went- like the grocery store, neighbor's houses to drop off food for the holidays and so on. So when Mitsuki would say "Merry Christmas," Katsuki would echo with a little, "Merry Kiss-my-*ss."
But here's the thing- No one caught him because he's just a little kid between the ages of four and six. Like, "Oh look at him, he's so adorable!" and no one actually heard what he said for the longest time.
He made sure to space them out so he wouldn't get caught, but he did about six or seven in a row before Mitsuki's just, "That's not 'Merry Christmas'..." and would listen closer the next time he said it. When she caught him, she's just "Okay listen here you little sh*t-"
The best part is he still does it to this day. A couple people in the BakuSquad have tried to catch him, they ALL know what he's saying. Kirishima ALMOST caught him.
"Bakugou, did you just say 'Merry Kiss my *ss?'"
"No,"
"Oh... well, sounded like you did."
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MHA Headcannons, Oneshots and More
FanfictionI do not own any of these characters or any of the art works. Feel free to make requests, but I won't write anything illegal. Comments and feedback are welcome! Anyways, have fun reading! {Ranked #1 in Headcannons- 4/4/2021}
