Hobo vampire changed their username.
Mindy changed everyone in the chats usernames.
Quinn: thank you so much mindy
Wes: about time, i didn't even know what my username meant?
Tara: this is why we love mindy
Cheapskate of woodsboro: wish i could say the same
Quinn: don't even have to check to know that's liv
Mindy: you'd be right
Cheapskate of woodsboro: to me that's a compliment because you're saying I'm good at saving money
Mindy: no i'm saying that you act tight with money if it's anything else and then buy useless shit
Cheapskate of woodsboro: oh yeah? name one useless thing i bought
Mindy: hello kitty cereal bowl
Chad: an inflatable jesus
Mindy: (that you got off amazon)
Wes: a cardboard cutout of Dean winchester that hangs above your bed
Mindy: pickle flavored lip balm
Chad: a cheeseburger USB stick
Mindy: which you didn't even need because you don't use your laptop unless it's for porn?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: I do NOT watch porn on my laptop
Wes: you also bought a Bob Ross waffle maker
Mindy: a massive poster of thanos from infinity war caked up wearing a bikini with his finger on his lips
Tara: a bright pink sparkly ghostface costume
Cheapskate of woodsboro: fuck off tara
Amber: and a package of half broken and pre-used chuck e cheese toys?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: omg hi girl
Amber: what the fuck would you even do with that???
Mindy: we all just proved my point
Cheapskate of woodsboro: okay.
Cheapskate of woodsboro: first of all.
Cheapskate of woodsboro: all of those things are necessities so fuck you
Cheapskate of woodsboro: dean winchester is sexy as fuck, and you're just jealous that he isn't on the roof of your bedroom like he is mine.
Cheapskate of woodsboro: and also all of those things i own are cool as fuck and you're just jealous.
Mindy: I can name several things i own that are cooler and more useful than anything you own
Cheapskate of woodsboro: name one
Mindy: i can name several
Cheapskate of woodsboro: do it then
Mindy: freddy krueger autograph signed by robert englund
Cheapskate of woodsboro: name three
Mindy: vintage horror t-shirts
Mindy: a stitch hoodie from lilo and stitch.
Cheapskate of woodsboro: name one more
Mindy: signed ash williams autograph by Bruce Campbell.
Cheapskate of woodsboro: i-
Cheapskate of woodsboro: shut up
Mindy: exactly
Cheapskate of woodsboro: well i own something of far more value than any of those things
Mindy: uh huh?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: i own amber
Mindy: um
Mindy: what
Cheapskate of woodsboro: she's my dog and she does whatever i say
Amber: no?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: get on your knees for me girl
Amber: yeah that's not gonna happen
Cheapskate of woodsboro: alright well
Cheapskate of woodsboro: i own quinn, she's my slave and she lets me peg her on the daily
Quinn: none of those things are true
Cheapskate of woodsboro: get me my strap slave. You've been bad today.
Quinn: I'm telling a trusted adult
Cheapskate of woodsboro: go ahead
Cheapskate of woodsboro: but ur not getting pegged tonight if u do
Quinn: ur so obsessed with me its insane
Cheapskate of woodsboro: nanana booboo 🗣🗣
Ethan: LMAO??
Quinn: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean you dumb bitch
Cheapskate of woodsbro: it means that-
Chad has timed out cheapskate of woodsboro for 30 minutes
Chad: i figured out how to do it!
Chad: HUZZAH‼️‼️
Wes: Chad out here doing God's work
Wes: dawg we making out now
Chad: oh yeah jackpot jackpot 🗣🗣
Tara:
Tara: amber wanna make out?
Amber: what if instead
Amber: we go to gamestop
Tara:
Tara: why?
Amber: cause i want more games
Amber: and funko pops
Tara:
Tara: fine.
Amber: yippeeeee
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1 hour later
Cheapskate of woodsboro: you little bitches thought you could silence me
Quinn: yeah actually, that's how timeouts work.
Cheapskate of woodsboro: don't forget what i promised you
Quinn: no
Cheapskate of woodsboro: tf you mean no?
Quinn: we aren't dating?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: says who?
Quinn: uhhh says me?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: shut up bitch you were all over me the other day, desperate little slut.
Quinn: literally when
Mindy: oh my godddd can you shut up please
Cheapskate of woodsboro: no way
Mindy: no one wants to hear about your failing situationship in the chat
Mindy: or in general
Cheapskate of woodsboro: cope
Mindy: cope?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: yeah cope did I stutter?
Mindy: you wanna see me coping?
Cheapskate of woodsboro: cope harder
Mindy: alright if you say so
Cheapskate of woodsboro: wait what
Mindy has muted Cheapskate of woodsboro for 1 hour
Mindy: here's me coping
Quinn:
Anika: marry me.
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scream group chat fic
Fanfictionjust some scream characters decide to make a group chat and a bunch of crack happens there don't take it seriously also everybody is fruity asf
