Remi: Why are our names all changed back
Seraphina: Because I said so
Seraphina has changed her name to Sera.
Sera: Except for me uwu
John: No I want asslo to be fok again
John: I hate asslo
Isen: Who doesn't?
Isen: Escept my lovely ex cecile
Blyke: He's sitting on the couch watching sad romance movies
Blyke: Someone needs to help the poor bastard
Isen: SHE NEVER LIKED YOU BLYLE
Arlo: Who is blyle and what is he doing here
Arlo: Also what happened to everyone else in this gc
John: I kicked them
John: So yuh
Sera: Fine by me
Arlo: Can I have mod pLease
Sera: no
John: gimme the mod
Sera: ofc honeybuns!! <3 <3
Arlo: We literally used to date, Sera.
Sera: i know dumbasslo
Sera: asslo for short
Blyke: How about just dumb?
Arlo:
John has renamed Blyke to Blyle
John: dumb isnt mean enough to describe assface
Blyle: How about stupid?
Sera: if blyle really thinks stupid is mean enough to describe assface™ then bitchface mcqee can come on down
Sera: John, would you do the honors?
John: ofc sweet pea
John has renamed Blyle to Bitchface mcqee
John has named Bitchface mcgee to Bitch
John: bitch for short!
Bitch:
Isen: CECILE USED TO CALL MSW SWEET PEA
Elaine:
John: Cecile called microsoft word sweet pea?
Bitch: aaaa
Sera: let's go make sandwiches john
Sera: please
John: please sweet noodle
Arlo: ew no
Elaine: aw baby
Elaine: we slice fruits
Sera: anyway, john?
John: we're literally at school right now
John: this is english class and many students and possibly even the teacher can tell what's going on based on our facial expressions
Sera: well can it lima beans
Sera: i want a kiss okay
Sera: wait 5 min break i want to watch a video about puppis and ice cream and donuts
John: you watch your video about puppis and ice cream and donuts
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Isen: that's pretty calid
Isen: DAMMIT I MEANT VALID
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