Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
#1 glizzy gobbler - Elaine
Calid: Can I ask everyone a question?
Bloke: The last time you asked this, you asked if I wanted a hertz sandwich and punched me in the face
Bloke: "Hurts, don't it?"
Sera: Go ahead, darling Isen
Sera: I would like to hear your question!
Calid:
Calid: Alright who drugged Sera
Sera: Nobody!
Sera: I just got into a teeny tiny car wreck with Doc so he took me back to his office to help!
Fork: I saw your bone
Sera: No you didn't silly!
John: sera um
John: You're not in the infirmary
John: You bust my door down at 4 in the morning and kicked me out of my bed
Sera: So? :)))
John: I was having a really good dream okay and I really just wanted to stay in it for some more time
#1 glizzy gobbler: Arlo it's so big so much bigger than I expected
#1 glizzy gobbler: It's not gonna fit
Fork: Yes, it will
Fork: Don't worry!
#1 glizzy gobbler: You sure?
#1 glizzy gobbler: I don't want to hurt myself
Fork: It'll be the time of your life, cmon I've done it before and it was amazing
#1 glizzy gobbler: You've had this before?
#1 glizzy gobbler: Why didn't you tell me??
Fork: I didn't want you to feel bad because it's your first time
Sharimp: I am putting a stop to this immediately
Sharimp: Do your nasty ass stuff in a private chat okay
#1 glizzy gobbler: Arlo got me a really big subway sandwich which I've never had before
Sharimp: LIAR YOU'VE HAD ALL THE SUBWAY SANDWICHES
#1 glizzy gobbler: NO IVE HAD ALL THE PANERA SANDWICHES NOT SUBWAY BIATCH
Sharimp: Did...
Sharimp: Did you just call me a biatch, biatch?
#1 glizzy gobbler: I AM NOT A BITACHI YOU AREW A BITACHI
Calid: What the McFuck is a bitachi
#1 glizzy gobbler: I MEANT BIATCH
Calid has changed #1 glizzy gobbler's name to Bitachi.
Bitachi: >:(
Sharimp: That's what you fucking get
Bloke: Remi pls stop cursing
Sharimp: NO YOU ATE ALL MY CHOCOLATE
Sharimp: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALL MY CHOCOLATE IS GONE????
Sharimp: DO YOU FUCKING KNOW, BLYKE?
Bloke: D-do bad things happen?
Sharimp: Does the electricity burn on your forehead tell you anything?
Bloke: Y-yes I'm sorry
Calid: I have my question ahem
Calid: Is seraphina a dommy mommy?
Sera:
John:
Bloke:
Bitachi:
Fork:
Sharimp:
Calid: Like I'm just wondering
John: wELL-
Sera: No, John.
John: :((((
Bitachi: Isen! That's an extremely private question, how could you ask that??
Bitachi: But guys ik ur lying cmon I wanna hear the truth is sera a dommy mommy or not
John;
Bitachi: Answer me
Sera: W h y s h o u l d I
Bitachi: I have tea
Sera: What tea?
Bitachi: Remember Mr Giggles?
Sera: Okay fine I'm a dommy mommy
Bloke: What's Mr Giggles?
Sera: N O
Bitachi: So basically when Sera was in 9th grade she was super emo and goth and into punk songs but her mother didn't like her. To get back at her mom, she stole a hamster from PetDumb™ and named it Mr Giggles. On the first day of her freshman year, she dressed up super emo and released Mr Giggles and he went into the boys bathroom and bit Terrence's older brother Rerrence, so now they both have a grudge against her. The reason why her mom was so mad when she got suspended was because she had gotten suspended once before for taking Mr Giggles into her math class. In the math class, Mr Giggles stole the teacher's toupee and we all saw his shiny bald head
Sera:
Sera: I will fucking kill you
John: W H E E Z E
Fork: Idiot
Sharimp: NO PLS-
Calid:
Calid: That was...10x better than I anticipated
Bloke: Dude I'm dying I can just imagine goth/emo/punk sera
Sera: It's not funny!!!
Bloke: It's not just funny, it's hilarious-
Double update y e s
Btw I'm tired no matter how much sleep I get :'D
Coming up next:
Sera: YOU AREN'T IN THE BED WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, KISS THE FURBY
Sera: AND WHY THE HELL IS ISEN IN THE CLOSET
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