Calid - Isen
Blek - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Elaine: Arlo
Elaine: Do you think kevin bacon refers to his nipples as his bacon bits
Fork:
Fork: How do I keep forgetting to break up with you
Elaine: You will never find anyone else who can make orange juice like me
Fork: That is correct
Fork: I will never find anyone else who can call a concoction including that moldy cheeto's hair orange juice
Elaine: See
Elaine: You need me!
John: SERA SOMETHING HAPPENED
Sera: what now
Sera: it's literally 3 in the morning stfu i need my beauty sleep
John: I went to therapy yesterday
Sera: WAIR WHAST
Sera: IS THAT WHY YOU RANDOMLY DISAPPEARED FOR AN HOUR
[private chat]
Sharimp: WE GOT JOHN TO FINALLY GET SOME HELP
Sera: TY REMI
Sera: I NEVER KNEW CALLING JOHN A STUPID MONSTER AS A JOKE AND MAKING HIM CRY AND THEN SAYING THAT I WAS KIDDING AND TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD GO TO THERAPY WOULD WORK
[main chat]
John: There's a problem
[private chat]
Sera: of course there fucking is
Sharimp: Sera! No cussing allowed!
Sera: Remi! I can beat you up!
Sharimp:
Sharimp: no fucking comment bitch
[main chat]
Sera: what happened?
John: I tried talking about my feelings and stuff because the therapist said that it would be helpful to let them out
Sera: And?
John:
John: She said I was too hot to feel this guilty and I felt weird so uh
Sera: Aside from the fact that this bitch is hitting on my sweet little shortcake
Sera: What did you do?
John: I punched her in the face
Sera: Thats my boy
Elaine: John
John: Yes
Elaine: How much do you love Sera
John: Sera, you are the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you
Sera: anything
Sera: ya sure about that
John: Yes
Sera: okay...
Sera: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Sera: In bed by 9:30, up by 7
John: Absolutely not.
Sharimp: John
John: Yes
Sharimp: I have a confession to make
Sera:
Sera: w h a t k i n d o f c o n f e s s i o n ?
Sharimp: u-uhm
Sharimp: ahaha
Sera: SPIT IT OUT LIKE I DO WITH ELAINE'S OJ
Elaine: Y-you said you loved it so much that you never wanted to drink any other oj ever again
Elaine: I make a glass for you every morning and then it's gone by the end of the day
Elaine: Also, why is our dishwasher sink all rusted and cracked?
Sera: you put arlo's crap in your recent recipe
Elaine:
Elaine: He said it had healing properties
Fork: Elaine, I was drunk off my ass
Fork: I would've said that John's beloved moss had healing properties too
Elaine:
Elaine: O-oh
Sharimp: Uhm, John?
Sharimp: When you were joker john, up until I figured out who you were
Sharimp: I had a massive crush on you
John:
John: sounds reasonable
Sharimp: Wait, what??
John: idk sera kept getting blush faced all the time
John: she would whisper sweet nothings in my ear and play with my hair and sit on my lap and call me a good boy
Sera: I-I don't permit you to speak of that
John: you permit me to do anything I please
John: Isn't that right, sergeant?
Sera;
Sera: U-UM SO A-ABOUT JOHN'S S-SLEEPING SCHEDULE
Elaine: tea
Coming up next:
Sera: I hate to be a bitch but damn asslo spitting facts out his face hole
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Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
