Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
#1 glizzy gobbler - Elaine
Fork: I am going to fucking kill whichever jackass put a plastic baby on the floor next to my bed
Fork: It hurts like a motherfucking lego
Bloke: I didn't do it
Calid: Neither did I
Fork: Alright, which one of you two dumbasses had this brilliant idea and which one executed it?
Bloke: ISEN
CalidL BLYKE
Fork: I am going to beat your asses
John:
Sera:
John: hehe
Sera: It was us, you rotting lemon boy
#1 glizzy gobbler: I HATE MY NAME
#1 glizzy gobbler: IM NOT A GLIZZY GOBBLER MKAY
John: Last night I saw you steal three sausages from my fridge and snicker manically
#1 glizzy gobbler: I JUST NEEDED THEM FOR SOMETHING OKAY
Sera: Kriistyall is going to fucking kill me
Fork: So am I
Sharimp: Do you ever feel like a misfit
Sharimp: Everything inside you is dark and twisted
Sharimp: Oh baby so am I
Sharimp: So am I so am I so am I-I-I-I-I
Fork: I am going to fucking murder you, remi.
Sharimp: Aw :(((( that's not very nice, Arlo!
John: Guys uh
John: You know your chicken, Miss Liquor?
John: Yeah I think I just stepped on her
Calid:
Bloke:
Calid: S C R E E
Bloke: JOHN HOW COULD YOU
John: IM SORRY
John: IT JUST LET OUT THIS SHRILL JOHN AND RAN AWAY
#1 glizzy gobbler: holup
#1 glizzy gobbler: The chicken can talk?
Sera: Blyke and Isen.
Sera: What did you do?
Calid: UM
Calid: OK SO YOU KNOW KRIISTYALL HAS SOME EFFING SHADY CONNECTIONS RIght
Sera: Yeah ofc, she's prolly sending a hitman to my dorm rn
Calid: WELL
Calid: I kind of paid her $500 to grab a special potion from NXGen and feed it to the chicken
Sera: Is this a special potion which helps give abilities?
Calid: Yeah!
Sera: You motherfucking asshole, so all my pain was for nothing???
Bloke: NO OFC NOT!!!
Bloke: It taught you many things which you can't learn through school!!
Sera: Like how to smash someone's skull into a refrigerator without an ability?
Bloke: Y-yeah, exactly!!
Sharimp: Isen, your wallet is negative money
Sharimp: You literally owe MacMeeMee, the lunch lady, money because your broke ass couldn't pay for a $2 burger
Calid: I um
Calid: I stole Blyke's money?
Sharimp: HE DOESNT HAVE ANY MONEY EITHER
Calid: FINE
Calid: I sold a lock of Sera's hair to Griner the Sera Whiner
Sera: IS THAT WHY MY EXTENSIONS ARE MISLENGTHENED
John: I told you they looked off and you punched me!
Sera: don't fucking talk about my hair extensions you traumatized boba tea
Fork: No but seriously, back to my initial thing
Fork: Why do I keep finding little plastic babies everywhere???
Sera:
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Sera: Man arlo's gonna be pissed when he realizes the actual amount of babies I hid everywhere
Fork: Where did you hide these???
Sera: E v e r y w h e r e
#1 glizzy gobbler: I found 12 babies in my purse
Sera: hEh
Sera: Oh shit kriistyall's hit man is at my door f u c k
John: No he's not
John: I knocked him out with a chair :)))
John: Now he's in prison!!!
#1 glizzy gobbler: Is this...?
#1 glizzy gobbler: John actually using violence for good???
John: I love Seraphina
Sera: Aww I love you too John
John:: Also Kriistyall's here and is going to bash me with a baseball bat if I don't open your door
Sera: KRIISTYALL IM SORRY I DIDNT GET U THE PAYMNETN FOR MY SMARTIES A A A A H ! !
Sera: BITCH CAN HIT HARD F U C K
Calid: ability?
Sera: STFU ISEN MY ABILITY IS LITERALLY NONEXISTENT IM LIKE 10 Y/O JOHN
I was once at a baby shower and there were small babies everywhere
hEh I glued one to my pen lmfao-
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