Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
John: what if the adult toys were alive in toy story
Sera: JOHN NO-
John: and they tried to play with the kid toys
John: but the kid toys were mean and kicked them out so they never made an appearance in the movies
Calid: He's got a point
John: right???
Sharimp: STOP RUINING MY FAVORITE MOVIEEEE
John: toy story's your favorite movie?
John: damn, smells like a good childhood
Sera: Wish I had that
John: Same
Fork: Same
Calid: Same
Bitachi: Same
Bloke: Same
Sharimp: Are yall okay??
Calid: No.
Fork: I'm pretty sure that one of my family members killed someone
John: Yeah me too
Sera: Is this???
Sera: Jarlo bonding??
Fork: What the fuck is a Jarlo, and do I even want to know
Bitachi: Jarlo is a ship name consisting of, respectively, John and Arlo. Fans of this ship may refer to it as John x Arlo, Arlo x John, John!Arlo, Jarlo, or, in extremely rare cases, Arlon. Due to the height difference and frequency of emotional outbursts, Arlo is often seen as the Big Daddy Elon and John as the Tiny Sugar Tesla. Their enemies-to-lovers relationship is, unlike Jemi, more comical, although some people do ship it very seriously. Due to the fact that John is a rabid monkey boy, Arlo is often seen exasperated with him even though Arlo himself is another monkey boy, a barrier monkey boy.
Calid: CAN I USE THIS
Cecile: EAH YAEH CAN WE USE THIS
Bitachi: Sure!! I always love helping the local press out <3333
John:
Fork:
John: I legitimately puked after reading that
Fork: Same
Bitachi; AWWW <3333 YOU SEE MORE JARLO!!!!
Sera: I'm ngl, Jarlo is actually pretty awesome
Sharimp: elaine emailed me a lemony sera x terrence fic
Sera: AW HELL NAW
Bitachi: But it's so cute!!!
Sera: I'd rather be shipped with John's dad but alright
Bitachi: Uh, Sera?
Bitachi: You are shipped with John's dad...
Sharimp: AO3 BABY
Sharimp: WHERE ARLO POSTS HIS LEMONS
Fork: I thought we had moved past that
Bloke: AAAA IM SORRY
Bloke: I gave Remi some Swedish Fish and forgot that they were laced with brownie mix
John: :0
Bloke: No the store bought one!!
John: >:0
Bloke: Remi has never eaten a brownie without her mom adding in broccoli to it
John: :'o
Bloke: Ikr!! It's so sad
John: :'(
Calid: MOM I WAS FILMING A TIKTOK
Calid: JUST BECAUSE I ANSWERED YOUR FACETIME WITH A A SKIRT AND NOTHING ELSE ON DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M PRETENDING TO BE A STRIPPER
Cecile:
Calid: OH FUCK OFF CECILE
Oml I got into a fight w my friends yesterday 💃💃ba ba da ba da!
Coming up next:
Bitachi: Stfu about the fact that my trailer trash sister has a newer iphone than john
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Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
