Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
John: Yaknow,
Fork: I swear if this is another dumb question like if fish can drown then I'm driving my Acura into your bedroom
Sera: we crashed both your acuras
Sera: remember that, you dumb bitch?
Fork: No need to be mean there
Sharimp: actually YES need to be mean there
Sharimp: I think arlo just murdered Ratatouille
Calid: who tf is ratatouille
Sharimp: the lil guy you've been sharing ur bed with for the past year
Calid: Is that why Cecile once asked why my dick was jumping around detached from my body like rick astely?
John has removed Cecile from the chat.
John: probsies
Bloke: I'm not even concerned with Cecile's comment
Bloke: But did you really just call the king of music himself rick astely?
Bloke: IT'S RICK ASTLEY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS AAA
Bitachi: chill out browski
John: lawyers say that amber heard shitting a bed wasn't the worst thing she ever did
John: but it was definitely #2
Calid: ksdnkjnskd LMFAO WHAT-
Bloke: hHhjaHahhahaHahjaHahah asjkhndaksjnds amnaenrberm
John: did the red skinny sausage finally have a stroke once and for all
Sharimp: no he just broke a plate
Sharimp: anyways im gonna go get some milf
Sharimp: MILK
Sharimp: N ASKDJNKJNAS N O
Fork: 😮😮
Bitachi: WHOMST W H A T
Sera: remi ium-
Sera: y-yknow wellston has girlsies too !!
Sera: there's cecile and even tho her personality is a shithole ehr looks make up for it
Sharimp: NO IT WAS A TYPO I SWEAR
Calid: why is your phone autocorrecting milk to milf????
Calid: sum shit goin on there 👀
Fork: Ew. Milk.
John: holup ?!??!
John: does arlo is thot but dum dum thot
Fork: What???
Calid: sdnsJNr;lw4tmk'sdl;''s'dgsd\gf[d]bldml;fgs
Bloke: r/ihadastroke
Bitachi: i think he's literally having a stroke due to john's nonexistent grammar
Fork: Remi just said she would get some milk and misspelled milk, why are y'all treating it like she did some crime???
John: um my dearest sweetheart arly barly gumdrop boy ♥
John: milf means um
John: ur mom
Fork: What the hell does that even mean??
John: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
John: why is he so dumbbbbb
Bitachi: SOMEONE HELP PLS
Sera: wat
Bitachi: THIS MALE BITCH FROM HOME EC WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HER CROSSFIT
John: then just go tell her to crossfuck off
[ten minutes later]
Bitachi: screenshot.png
[screenshot]
Braeighleigh: ELaine!!!
Braeighleigh: ever since I started crossfit I[ve been feeling SO MUCH better!!!
Braeighleigh; My severe depression and anxiety which I refuse to get treatment for is toatoyll gone!!
Braeighleigh: Lol even tho I MAY havbe torched my ex's car after only ogfning out on onE date
Braeighleigh: Im' so in cotrol i love it li vleoe itttt
Elaine: Are you...okay?
Braeighleigh: NEEVERBEEN BETTER!!!!
Braeighleigh: IM SO JACKED TOO LIKE OMGMGMG
Elaine: Hey um we need to do that partner homework for the project that's due literally tmrw in English, my part's done maybe you can drop by soon?
Braeighleigh: kjDWNK OKOk just likE ONE MORE THING ABOTU CROSSFIT
Elaine: Please stop talking about crossfit
Braeighleigh: It's ike the best though!!
Braeighleigh: It helped me out SO MUCHHH and even got me unhooked to pizza!!
Elaine: But everyone's hooked to pizza
Braeighleigh: Well I am not hooked anymoe!!!
Braeighleigh: OMG though crossfit is AMAZING
Elaine: Crossfit, why don't you crossfuck off
Braeighleigh:
Braeighleigh: Hey that's like REALLY mean
Braeighleigh: Like REALLY RALLY MEAN
Braeighleigh: Ur blocked
Braeighleigh has blocked you.
Elaine: Lmfao thank God
[screenshot]
Sharimp: why is gordon ramsay so hot
Bitachi: What?
Sharimp: What? :))) nothing lolzies
John: why tf did i just hear some random dude scream "I NEED MY 5.5 INCH ALEXA TO SHOVE UP MY 5.5 INCH BUTT"
Bitachi: Did the voice have an annoying gigachad vibe to it?
John: yea actually
Bitachi: FUCK THAT'S BRAEIGHLEIGH
Sera: Who the actual fuck names their kid Braeighleigh
Sera: Like not even Brayley, the trashy tiktok fuckboy male thirst trap emotionally closed off bc their dad is abusive womanizer popular kid football team trash, Braeighleigh
John:
Fork:
Sera: johnaleeleeellavee I am sorry
John: it's fine :(
"omg wattpad is so nasty ew"
Lol silvia wattpad is one of the only things keeping me together at this point lmfao byeee-
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Calid: wHAT YOU NEED IS SOME HELP
John: Excuse me I perform just fine in the bedroom I do not need any help of the sort
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