Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bloke: GUYS
Calid: WHAT
Bloke: REMI'S MAKING HER CHEESE DIP AGAIN
John: I will tell Mr. Kacqueline that you love her as more than a friend if you don't BACK TF OFF THAT DIP IS MINE
Bloke: Dude
Bloke: I know Remi's cheese dip is good and I'd understand if you sent me to the ER for it
Bloke: But to go so far as to tell the creepiest teacher that I love him romantically?
Bloke: You are the biggest sadist I've ever seen
Sera: mm yeah he is~
Bloke: I thought you were the dom in the relationship
Sera: yeah but it doesn't mean that im a sadist
John: Seraphina is uh
John: O d d l y kinky
John: Honestly one time I literally ripped out a chunk of her hair by accident and she moaned and said yes baby more please
Fork: What the fuck
Fork: What has my life come to
Calid: Arlo's Existential Crisis™ has been activated! Once enabled, Arlo will turn into an angry, sobbing shell of a person until you wave either Seraphina's smarties or Remi's cheese dip in his face!
John: So you mean how he usually is?
Fork: Brb guys gotta go do hot boy shit
Elaine:
Elaine: He locked himself in the bathroom and uprooted the toilet out of sadness
Elaine: I can literally h e a r the poor guy's screaming of emotional pain as his tears flow so much that it sounds like a toilet water spewing out
Elaine: I'll just lock it from the outside so that when he's done crying I'll let him back to to the regular dorm, poor baby needs his cry session :(
Fork: EAINE PLS IM SLIETALY DROWING IN TOIELT WATER
Fork: ITS IN M,Y MOTUH AND ERAS PLEASE GLEINAE
Elaine: It's okay to cry, honey
Elaine: We all get down sometimes
Sharimp: ...
Sharimp: Aside from that extremely disturbing display
Sharimp: I made cheese dip! And bought those nachos you all like!! ^^
John: Y E S
John: Remi I am so sorry for all of the pain I have caused you I love you and I'm sorry and I feel deep regret about what I have done and said to you. The only way you can tell me that you love and forgive me is letting me have the first piece of cheese dip, please. It would make my life so much better and my mental health would be ten times more amazing.
Sharimp: I...
Sharimp: I already gave the first piece to Blyke because he was here faster...
Sharimp: And there's a line for Seraphina, Isen, and Elaine
John:
John: Remi I am not sorry at all for the pain I have caused you I hate you and I would do it again and I don't feel any remorse about what I have done and said to you. My mental health is shit because of you and I hate you and I never want to see your useless shrimp-ass face again
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic TWO BABAY
Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
