"'SHRIMP.'"
All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with.
#1 in Pens
#1 in Arlaine
#1 in Asslo
Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
John: can someone pick me up im at the bus station and it's dark and musty and the hobo on the street across from me keeps whispering about getting a fresh toupee with dark black human hair on it
Sera: oh that's kurtis!
Sera: yeah he's rlly nice go talk to him!
John: alr!!
John: maybe he can give me some directions on how to get out of here by myself or just hang out w me
Fork: John, just get on a bus.
John: but they stanky
Fork: Just get on a bus and come back to Wellston and nobody has to pick you up!
John: BUT THEY STANKY
Fork: I TAKE BUSES ALL THE TIME
John: THAT'S WHY U SO STANKY
John: U GOT STANK ALL OVER YOU YA PIECE OF FLYING SHIT
John: AND YOU, THE FARTING KETCHUP BOTTLE
Bloke: i-is that me
John: yuh duh
Bloke: I don't fart!
John: everyone farts even sera
Sera: John!
Sera: Why would you say something like that??
John: why wouldn't i? You fart all the time my covers smell like literal shit
Sharimp: John I can come pick you up
John: 눈_눈
John: ugh FINE anything to get me outta this hellhole
John: also I think I found arlo's teddy bear
Fork: WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT
John: on the bench
John: it says property of arlo, return to wellston private hs if found
Fork: GIVE THAT BACK
Bitachi: Ooo arlo has a teddy bear
Fork: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STILL SLEEP WITH ALL YOUR BEANIE BABIES IN A CULT LIKE CIRCLE AROUND YOU WITH CANDLES EVERYWHERE
Sera: John!! don't tell them I fart >:[
Calid: WIAT GIRSL CAN FART
Cecile: Isen, you have two braincells fighting for third place.
Calid: huh?
Calid: Wait I don't get it
Cecile: My point exactly
Fork: JOHN RETURN MY TEDDY BEAR
John: ARLO RETURN MY JOY
Fork: Oh cmon John we all know you never had any joy in the first place
Bloke: ^
Bitachi: ^^
Sharimp: ^^^
Calid: ^^^^
Sera: ^^^^^
Cecile: ^^^^^^
John: WELL JUST SHUT UP I HATE ALL OF YOU
Sera: even me? :<
John: NOT YOU EVERYONE ELSE
Sharimp: john im here
John:
John: Where's your car?
Sharimp: I can carry you!
John: You can't carry jack shit
Sharimp: I carried arlo once
Fork: No. No, do not mention that.
Sharimp:
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Fork: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM
Sharimp: the taxi driver lulz
John: Remi, I swear if you pick me uP
John: FUCK SHE'S DOING IT
John: WHY IS SHE SO STRONG
John: SO FAST
John: I NEVER KNEW UR ABILITY COULD DO THIS
John: DURING THE JOKER FIGHT I SHOULD'VE PICKED YOU UP AND THROWN YOU TO THE PACIFIC
Fork: Do you have my teddy bear
John: unfortunately, yes.
Fork: 👉👈 Can I have it back please
John: It got caught on a stop sign and got decapitated
Fork:
Fork: I hate life so much.
Cecile: so do I
Bitachi: Then join the We Want Liven't Society!™ We have fun games and snacks
This is my first time writing a chapter on wattpad instead of copy-pasting it from google docs haha
Coming up next:
Calid: Damn women have their own special set of punctuation?? Jeez when are men gonna get their own periods
