Calid - Isen
Blek - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
[3 am]
John: since arlo's passive is having a strong suit of armor is he always hard
Sera: what the flying fuck, john
Elaine: i can personally say that no he is not
Fork: ELAINE
Elaine: what? Just telling the truth over here
Sharimp: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HIERARCHY UP AND LET ME HAVE MY BEAUTY SLEEP
Fork: Remi, I am disappointed in you.
Sharimp: WHY
Fork: You should know better than to be so rude to the hierarchy. It's what keeps my world together!
John: you know what keeps MY world together
John: seeing soyboy's hierarchy crumble into little pieces, then i eat the pieces, and then i poop them out in a liquid form
Calid: That was imagery which I did not need at 3 in the morning
John:
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John: dis u?
Calid: N-no
John: look in the mirror ratface
Sera: John, your insults are off-point.
John: um
John: isen, look in the mirror because rats (dead ones, for the matter of fact) look better than you.
Calid:
Sera: that's better, john
Sera: now come back to bed and let me steal your pillow so i can have two
John: yes officer
[4 in the afternoon]
Blek: I have Walmart coupons!
Sharimp: CAN WE GO CAN WE GO
Sharimp: CAN WE CAN WE
Blek: Yes!
Sharimp: YAYAYYAYA
John: Do I have to come
Sera: Yes you dooo
Sera: Because I'm going on a shopping spree and I want you to help me pick out stuff
John: Last time I helped you pick between two maroon sweaters
Sera: No, one was MAROON and the other was DARK RED
Sera: *scoffs* men
Elaine: *grumbles* am i right
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