Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
Sera: SDJNSKDJS F U C K
John: HABSHAHASH OHFBFUJYYY
Sera: TAHAT SMIT
Sera: THAT'S NOT FUNNYYYY
Fork: Oh my fucking foodness, could everyone just actually shut the flying fuck up it is literally 2 in the morning
Sharimp: "foodness"
Sharimp: I see you, I see my gallon jar of pickles mysteriously gone
Bitachi:
Sharimp: ;) cmon elaine-
Sharimp: Were you playing with the pickles?
Bloke: ew that's fr nasty
Sharimp: ew ur fr nasty
John: Okay so me and Sera were going to the local wendy's
Calid: *****888888****8*8****SERA AND I
John: if you can't even hit the mf shift key hard enough i rlly don't tiifnsk you bsjould be tlaking rn
Calid: Your spelling is egregious.
John: your face is egerisffd.dss
Calid: Egregious?
John: yea whatver
John: Okay So
John: ME AND SERA were at the local wneyds
Fork: John, the local Wendy's is 45 minutes away.
Fork: Don't you fucking dare tell me that you drove 45 minutes to get some chicken nuggets
John:
John: AKCTSUALLY, we stole a motorcycle
Fork: So you rode your motorcycle to Wendy's?
John: U-um
John: So I ended up crashing it
John: And then I keyed a cops car, big mistake browski
John: and then uhmmmmm we ended up ehre?
Fork: IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN MISSING FOR THE PAST FIVE DAYS
John: Well, well, look who's counting!!
John: Baby, did you miss me? 🥺🥺🥺
Fork: Ew no
John: rude
Sera: Leilah bailed us out of the county jail
Sera: and uh
Sera: I looked into her phone to see yknow what's my big sis up to
Sera: AND I FOUND PICS OF DOC TITLED DISCO DARREN
John has added Doc to the chat.
John has renamed Doc to Disco Darren.
Disco Darren: it is two fucking am
Disco Darren: fuck off
Disco Darren: WHY CAN'T I LEAVE THIS DUCKING CHAT
Disco Darren: *ducking
Sera: I found ur pics on leilah's phone of u dancing on a nightstand in only boxers
John has kicked Disco Darren from the chat.
Sera: Lmfao he's legit pissed, sending me threats to come there and tell vaughn
Bitachi: um....???
Bitachi: Didn't you like send those pics to vaughn
Sera: YEP
John: OK ANYWAY
John: We got to wendys finally
John: and then Sera went into their kitchen bc they were taking time
John: and the next minute she came out with a deep fried m a s k
Sharimp: Like a mask w/ a picture of fried chicken on it?
John: no
John: like someone had literally coated the mask in batter, dipped it in the deep fryer, and then served it
Sera: and then i slipped on a sidewalk crack and busted my lip so yuh no we're in the ear
Bitachi: whose ear??
Sera: *er
Sera: fuck elaine what's wrong w u????
Bloke: "fuck elaine"
Bloke: ;)
Sera: ew fuck off
Ngl I'm lowkey excited for school orientation in a few weeks
Mainly bc I want to meet a nice good looking guy but yknow yknow we'll just keep that aside and say I'm excited bc my friends r cool!! haha
PSA go check out mashiee-taters chatfic, it's all I ever wanted it to be and more and legit made me cackle so yea :]
Coming up next:
Bloke: hHhjaHahhahaHahjaHahah asjkhndaksjnds amnaenrberm
John: did the red skinny sausage finally have a stroke once and for all
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic TWO BABAY
Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
