Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
Sharimp: sometimes I'm just so sad!! and it's like bc rei and stuff and idkkk
Fork: Your pain is calid, it's very understandable especially since the wound of Rei leaving is so fresh
Fork: valid
Fork: VALID
Fork: I MEANT VALID FUCKING SHIT I HATE THIS
Sera: I love your pain in a totally platonic non-sexual friendship-style way
Bitachi: I love your pain in a totally romantic super sexual romance-style way
Calid: u h-
Sharimp: i think yall just cured my severe depression
John: :0 what about my issues?
Sharimp: um, john...?
Sharimp: i...don't think your issues CAN be fixed...
John: oh ok
John: ey sera want some boba?
Sera: Aren't u upset?
John: nah ik i can be fixed with the POWR OF ✨DRUGGIESSSS✨
Calid: yeah ture
Bloke: ture
Calid: True
Fork: John I took an ability amp and im feeling ampedffsdlkgd
Sharimp: NO ARLO WHY
Fork: lanhabshahshahahaHah figtH eMmmee
Sera: translation: ahahahahahahahaha fight me
John: i dont need a translator mk ik what he's saying
Fork: asdi oiw antnt chiejn stirps sjtlepelase
Fork: jsgoh ill ightf uyou jfdanye daydb
Fork: lfmeine iid uyofu ste tsufo thte atneidoete to he adnaplivife
Fork: HDNCKELOP IMMDS NNLKD BTIYUBRAIN IM SMUCHHH
Sera: you don't need a translator, right?? 👁v👁💢
John: im sorry
Sera: translation: i want chicken strips please/john ill fight you any day/elaine did you set up the antidote for the amplifier/help my brian is turning to mush
Calid: Ah, yes
Calid: My brian is turning to mush
Sera: stfu
Calid: What's the magic word?
Sera: stfu or ill beat ur ass
Calid: Not what I was thinking, but okay...
Calid: John! I have a question for you
John: if it's for the wellston weekly ill join sera in your weekly ass-beating
Calid: Have you ever had a job?
John: yeh i used to work at the zoo before i got bounced
Calid: What did you take away from that job?
John: definitely not a penguin which i keep at my dad's place
Calid: What
John: What
Calid: Uh, anyway...
Cecile: John did you steal a penguin?
John: i just said i DIDN'T take that away, damn are yall deaf or sum shit
Calid: Why did you get fired?
John: u-uh
John: i don't wanna talk about it
Fork: He broke open a rattlesnake's cage, named it Dino, and escaped with Dino by hot-wiring an Acura in the parking lot
John: ya wanna know why your second acura went kaboomsies?
Fork: Don't you fucking dare tell me
John: 😏😏
Fork: YOU FUCKING CRASHED TWO???? OF MY ACURAS???
John: i will neither confirm nor deny that statement-!
Sera: It was for your own good, Arlo
Sera: We made sandwiches in that car
Sera: Like twenty times
Bitachi: ughhh yall nastyyy
Sera: Mhm alright
Sera: Let's not forget that one time you blasted WAP and then ordered Arlo to get you a bucket and a mop for a mysterious substance on the floor
Bitachi:
Sera: I'm not even mad at that
Sera: I'm mad at the fact that THAT MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE WAS MY FACE CREAM WHICH YOU SQUASHED WITH YOUR SIZE 11 MONSTER FEET
Bloke: Bruh I have size 5 feet
Sharimp: ik and ily for that!!! <3333
Cecile: You once vented to me about how much you despised that Blyke's feet were too small to wear your shoes
Bitachi: I don't have size 11 monster feet!!!!
John: u do
Bitachi: how do you know???
John: If you're gonna run a feet pic industry, make sure that you know who PTSD_Ability_Copier_BobaTea is
Bitachi: I had a hunch but you were paying me like hundreds so-
Sera: Where did you get the money, john???
Sera: You're so broke you once begged a homeless guy for his $3
John: uh
John: i may or may not have robbed a fat cop who didn't notice 👉👈
Sera: WHAT
Sera: WHY DO YOU BUY ELAINE'S FEET PICS
Sera: YOU DO KNOW MY FEET WERE DESCRIBED AS GORGEOUS BY THE MODELLING AGENCY
John: what modelling agency?
Sera: W A L M A R T M O D E L L I N G
Sera: AND BRO U OUT HERE JUST ROBBING COPS LIKE IT'S NBD
John: bruh he didn't even miss his drivers license credit cards and $12
Sera: 🤦♀️
Fork: I'm going to sleep now, BYE
Sharimp: ill do the same ✌
I had a sudden hit of inspiration in the middle of writing this chapter hEh
I also am almost done binging Stranger Things and I would definitely recommend it to yall who read unOrdinary if you like thriller
Also I got a new puppy :D his name is Waffles lol
And again, I do apologize for not updating in a bit as I was super busy this past week, back to back stuff which drained my energy aaa-
Coming up next:
Calid: Your spelling is egregious.
John: your face is egerisffd.dss
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