Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
John: Guys I went to go pick up my 24 bottles of valium and the pharmacist said that I was a junkie and needed to get help :(
Fork: To be fair, you did try to buy 24 bottles of anti anxiety medication
John: W-well
John: I was having a really bad cold and decided to store up for the upcoming months and bought 15 packs of cold neducube
Fork:
Fork: Yeah if he didn't think you were a junkie with the valium, he DEFINITELY thought you were a meth head
Elaine: I'm not surprised that John got mistaken for a meth head
Elaine: I'm more surprised that Arlo knows that cold medicine is an ingredient in meth
Fork: I just watched too much breaking bad okay
Elaine: What is the main character's name
Fork: Uhh
Fork: William?
John: YOU IDIOT IT'S WALTER
Fork: SORRY SORRY
Sharimp: There is tea here.
Sharimp: Arlo is hiding a big bag of mocha green tea and I WANT IT
Sharimp: Also my Shrimpy Senses™ detect that Arlo knows way more about meth cooking than he lets on
Fork: REMI YOU ARE NEVER GETTING MY MOCHA GREEN TEA
Fork: MY AUNT SENT IT TO ME AND IT TASTES AMAZING
Sera: Valiera?
Sera: *Valeria sorry
Fork: YOU DUMBASS IT'S VALERIE
Sera: I will end you
Sera: Don't fucking mess with me I'm already pissed because John ate my chocolate yesterday
John: I didn't know I'm sorry!!
John: You tied me to a chair for ONE WHOLE NIGHT and didn't let me use the bathroom!
Sera: I would've done it for TWO NIGHTS but I didn't want a repeat of The October Math Class Incident
Calid: What's the october math class incident
Sera: So basically
Sera: John had to piss really bad
Sera: And the teacher wouldn't let him go
Sera: So he broke down crying and sobbed that his mental health was so bad
Calid: Oh
Calid: I-I've done that
Sera: When?
Calid: In my room all alone
Calid: Just stare at the walls and cry...
Elaine:
Sera:
Fork:
John:
Sharimp:
Bloke:
Bloke: dude sorry I got your pen and it snapped
Calid: w-which one??
Bloke: The Golden Boy, sorry
Calid: YOU HURT THE GOLDEN BOY
Bloke: SORRY
Calid: I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
Bloke: GUYS ISEN'S AT MY DOOR HOW TF IS HE SO FAST
John: I helped him :)
John: I don't like you Blyke and I want to see your end, so I helped Isen :)
Bloke: I THOUGHT U HATED EVERYONE
John: I do!
Sera: w-was our love a-all a lie? *sobs*
John: No not you ofc
John: I hate everyone except my dad and sera
Bloke: GUYS ISEN BROKE THROUGH MY DOOR H E L P
Elaine: Sorry im getting my nails done
Fork: Sorry im doing someone's nails
Calid: I WILL FUCKING END YOU
Bloke: AJKSNLKJASNDD
Elaine: why the fuck did I just see ketchup boy fly through a window and go splat on the ground
Calid: IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
Bloke: NO PLEASE STOP IM SORRY PLEASE
Calid: I HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS
John: title of isen's sex tape
Calid: FUCK NAJKSASNJAKSJDD I HATE MYSELF AND MY LIFE
John:
John: you okay buddy?
Calid: JASNLKASJDNLKJSALDKADSLK MY PEN
Sharimp: Is Isen having a mental breakdown over the loss of Golden Boy?
Calid: I LOVED HIM SO MUCHH
Bloke: I JUST SNAPPED THE END OF IT IT'S THE MOST USELESS PART OF A PEN
Calid: YOU MURDERER
Bloke: WHAT
Calid: YOU KILLED HIM
Bloke: ISEN IT'S JUST A PEN
Bloke: YOU HAVE LIKE 100 OF THESE
Calid: I LOVED GOLDEN BOY SO MUCH YOU KILLED HIM
Calid: NOW IM GONNA KILL YOU
John: blyke
John: you do realize that you have the stronger ability, right?
Bloke:
Bloke: why didnt you tell me that before he kicked me out the window
John: sorry! :D
Elaine: John-
EhEhEHehh SCHOOL ENDS THIS FRIDAY
I HAVE A PROJECT TO FINISH BY FRIDAY A SPANISH FINAL TMRW AND ENGLISH FINAL ON WEDNESDAY
ALSO AN AUDITION FOR A PLAY PROBABLY SOON IDEK AKSJNSKJNKSNKJSD
Also I slept until 2 today ehehe
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Sera: I don't think that's how the human body works but okay pop off ig
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