"'SHRIMP.'"
All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with.
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Sera: john i fucking swear if you start that discussion again im gonna stop making sandwiches with you
John: uh huh sure
John: we can't anyway remi and blyke are making sandwiches on it
Sharimp: hey!!
Sharimp: they're midnight snacks you bozo
John: what did you just call me you ripoff my little pony turd
Sharimp: a very wonderful and wise man
John: mhm alright
Bitachi: I hate my friend
Fork: oh boy what did Priya do this time
Bitachi: she's so annoying
Bitachi: always talking about shit like her sports or whatever
Fork: isn't that called a good friend who likes talking to you?
Bitachi: NO stfu okay
Calid: AH SHIT AKSHBDKASD
Cecile: ?
Sera: I love how as soon as Isen comes Cecile jumps in as well
Calid: I JUST GOT MUGGED NEAR LAKE ERIE
John:
John: You do realize that from Wellston to Lake Erie is over 200 miles, right?
Calid: Your point?
John: Idk I just thought that rats could only run like 8 mph
John: So you'd be running for over 25 hours OR have taken a bus
Calid: I took a bus
Calid: I watched a lady steal someone's chanel bag and shove it up her skirt
John: Like the tv girl?
John:
Sera: lmfao john-
Cecile: Long story short, Isen met a girl names Blueberry online
Bitachi: ASKdjnsk u-uh
Cecile: Ah sorry, it was Bloobaree yumyum sauce
Sharimp:
Sharimp: i like boobies
Sharimp: NO
Sharimp:BLURBARRIES
Sharimp: BLUEBARIES
Sharimp: BLUEBERRIES
Sharimp: AUTOCORRECT WHY MUST YOU BE LIKE THIS
Bloke: blackmail material
Sharimp: Pls no I'll buy you a McChicken
Bloke: sold!
Calid: OKAY I WAS GOING TO SEE THIS GIRL CUS SHE SAID SHE HAD THE ROLLER GEL 3000 LIMITED EDITION GLOSSY PINK BUTTERY SMOOTH PEN WITH AN ERGONOMIC GRIP
Bloke: dude wtf is up sith you and ur pens
Bloke: cecile should be worried about if ur secretly cheating on her with your favorite pen
Cecile: Isen you better not be shoving a pen up your ass or else!!
Calid: o-or else what
Cecile: Or else we're breaking up
Calid: Oh thank God I thought that you were going to say that my papers wouldn't make it into the newspaper, or worse, be 2nd page
Calid: There's no shame in admitting that your paper was simply too good for the Wellston Weekly but to have it be second page??? Such a disgrace to our society
Bloke: our???
Bloke: dude what kinda crack ass cult are you in
Fork: You guys have forced me into this group chat which is essentially a cult
Fork: This chat is one in which you're not allowed to leave once you are invited in unless someone (usually John) kicks them out
Calid: I'm in a group called Writer Fighter™
Calid: They say that if you don't get front page article you should go and beat the press leader up to assert your dominance
Cecile: Eh I can take you
Calid: ANYWAY
Calid: I got my $100 dollars
Sharimp: Isen we all know that you maxed out 12 credit cards on pens and took out a loan for this one which is like $100k
Sharimp: Don't lie to me
Calid: Fine whatever the price doesn't matter
Sharimp: Dude my house costs more than the total money of your pens
Calid:
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Calid: So anyway I go to the back alleyway
Calid: I give the money to Bloobaree yumyum
Calid: AND THEN SHE KICKS ME IN THE FACE AND DASHES OFF
Calid: ELAINE
Bitachi: IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR
Calid: ELAINE CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???
Calid: Someone mugged me!!!
Bitachi: T-toatally wasn't me
Fork: It was her, Isen
Fork: When Doc finally heals your leg he broke from anger at you needing stitches at 3 in the morning you can come get it
