Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
John; AJKSDNAKLSJD WHAT THE FUCK IS IN MY BED
Sera:
Sera: Well that's not very nice I know i'm not wearing makeup but you don't have to be rude :(
John: NO NOT YOU
John: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RED MONSTER MAKING WEIRD NOISES
Sera: Oh that?
Sera; That's just my childhood furby!
John: AJKLNSLKJNJSKLKLALKSJJKD N O I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
Bitachi: John has had an um
Bitachi: Rather interesting experience with furbies
John: Elaine if you tell that story I swear I will fucking murder you
Bitachi; No you won't
Bitachi: During out sophomore year, John needed a glass of water during the night and didn't turn the lights on. He walked through his apartment and stepped on something sharp. Recoiling in pain, he immediately jumped the light switch and screamed so loud I heard it.
Bitachi: There were furby eyes everywhere, and a voice saying "i love you johnny" played throughout the whole room
Bitachi: Naturally, John did what any responsible person should and commit defenstration immediately, jumping out of a 5 story room and immediately snapping his leg in half
John: Elaine, I am going to hit you. Hard.
Sera: I know what else is hard ;)))
John: STOP BEING HORNY
John; WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Sera: IDK
Sera: YOU AREN'T IN THE BED WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, KISS THE FURBY
Sera: AND WHY THE HELL IS ISEN IN THE CLOSET
Calid:
Calid: S-shhhh this is all a dreammm...?
John: I'm gonna bust your kneecaps
Calid: AAA SERA PLS HELP
Sera: HOW CAN I HELP
Sera: THE FURBY LITERALLY STARTED T A L K I N G
Bitachi: hEh punch it
Sera: OK OK I DID
Calid: SERA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT SQUIRREL WHEN ARLO STOMPED ON IT
Sharimp: ARLO STOMPED ON A SQUIRREL???
Fork: It was an accident!!
Calid: IT WAS ACROSS THE ROAD
Fork: Accident!!
Calid: YOU PURPOSEFULLY WENT OVER TO IT
Fork: No, I didn't!!
Calid: YOU SAID "DIE BITCH" AND THEN SMUSHED IT
Fork: Well the damn thing didn't die at least give me credit for that
Calid: ITS OWN MOTHER REJECTED IT AND NOW IT'S A SLUMLORD
Fork: How do you know all of that?
Bloke: This asshole actually taught himself squirrel
Fork: H O W
Bloke: He did it on duolingo, there's a duolingo for everything
Calid: T-the bird wouldn't let me stop...
Calid: It hunted me down and forced me to learn it
John: FBI OPEN UP
Calid: AAAAAAA
Calid: JOHN'S EVICTING ME FROM HIS CLOSET
John: EVICTING YOU
John: THIS BASTARD NEVER PAID ME A SINGLE PENNY OF RENT AND NOW HAS THE MOTHERFUCKING NERVE TO SAY THAT I'M EVICTING HIM
Calid: IM SORRY OUCHIE U HIT HARD THAT H U R T S
John: YEAH OFC IT HURT'S IM A SADIST
Calid:
Bloke:
Sera:
Bitachi:
Fork:
Sharimp:
John: U-uh, I mean-
Sera: NAHHH DUDE U SAID IT
Sera: U A SADIST
John: NO IT'S A JOKE
Sera: sadist sadist
Bloke: He puts the sad in sadist that's for sure
John: I'M HORRIBLY DEPRESSED AND HAVE PTSD BUT I'M NOT A SADIST
Sera: Alr sweetie, when you're done beating the living shit out of Isen come join me~~
John: I...
John: I think I did beat the living shit out of Isen, he crapped himself and is now unconscious
Sera: Wash your hands then join me~'
John: will do
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John:
John: HAHAHAHA BOOM SAFE HOUSE GO D O W N
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