Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
John: Arlo were you born on a highway cus that's where most accidents happen
Fork: Now see, that's just unnecessary
Fork: You're as bad at roasting as your dad is at writing a good book
John: So I'm amazing at roasting?
Fork: No!! UnOrdinary killed a lot o fpeople
John: Uh actually, EMBER did that
John: Just ask your lovely ex Remi
Sharimp: HE KNOWS
Fork: HE KNOWS WHAT
Sharimp: THAT WE USED TO DATE
John: I actually mistyped friend and it corrected to ex but wow
John: And i thought finding out that Elon buying coca cola to put the special flour back in was crazy
Sharimp: John, I'm not saying that I hate you
Sharimp: But if I had to pick between you and my phone
Sharimp: My phone would come out a winner
Bitachi: oOH rOAST BATTLE??
Bitachi: John you're mean
Sera:
Sera: John started crying
Cecile: Honestly, I don't even know what to say anymore
Sera: Then shut the fuck up, nobody except Isen can even tolerate you
Cecile: OH BURN girlfriend!!
Sera: I hate you. I genuinely hate you.
Cecile: :( at least Isen likes me
Calid: Yeah,...
Calid: Um, about that...
Cecile: SERIOUSLY??
Calid: Look Kriistyall is 10x more pretty than you are
Bitachi: Don't anger the green haired troll, Isen.
Bitachi: She'll find your insta and troll you
Cecile: THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOING ON THE LIST
Bitachi: What list
Cecile: THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DOOMED TO HAVE SCATHING ARTICLES PUBLISHED ABOUT THEM
Bitachi: Can you just stab me instead?
Bitachi: Ever since someone saw me accidentally send a kid to the infirmary with my oj my reputation has been in the g u t t e r s
Sharimp: Arlo do you still love me
Sharimp: Cus if you do then we got a problem
Fork: Ew no of course not
Sharimp:
Sharimp: Look ikyou don't have feelings for me but did you really havee to say ew
Fork: Idk, did you have to call me a male slut after you saw me kiss Elaine once?
Sharimp: touché
Sera: AJKNJSKLNLjhnSANKjJKL !!!!
Sera: ANOTHER DUDE JUST ASKED ME WHY I HAVE SUCH A RESTING BITCHY FACE
Sera: LIKE NO
Sera: THIS IS MY ACTIVE BITCHY FACE AND IT DETERS FROM PIECES OF SHITTY HOT POCKETS LIKE YOU
I woke up at 6:30 today-
Wtf brain why would you do that to me
Btw sorry for no chapter yesterday, I was feeling poopy and didn't really go on wattpad yesterday
Also my finger got pricked and it bled a lot :'( and now I can't type with it-
Coming up next:
Bloke: dude what kinda crack ass cult are you in
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