"'SHRIMP.'"
All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with.
#1 in Pens
#1 in Arlaine
#1 in Asslo
Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
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John: SERA GET THE GLUE GUN
Sera: JOHN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Sera: AND ALSO
Sera: You lost your glue gun privileges
Sera: Remember that time we burnt Blyke's picture of his grandmother while trying to glue a cowboy hat onto her head
Bloke: Wait what is that where that picture went
Bloke: Guysss it was important to me!!
John: Then why did you write about how much you hate her in your diary?
Bloke:
Bloke: We have a love hate relationship okay!!
Calid: Mhm
Calid: Like where you love to hate her and hate to love her?
Bloke: Just shut up!!!!
Fork: What the fuck, John?
John: wHaT tHe fUcK, jOhN?
John: Do you realize how stupid you sound right now?
Fork: John, are you legally allowed to operate a lighter?
John: ...no
John: Commit arson THREE TIMES and the police ban you from using lighters, u g h
Sharimp: JOHN!!!!
Fork: You commit arson three times??
Bitachi: Three times?
Bitachi: Those are rookie numbers
Fork: Elaine, how many times have you commit arson?
Bitachi: Well, casual arson? Maybe 12
Bitachi: Premeditated, angry arson? Like 24, 25? Idk one time's hazy cus the cops got there quicker than I expected and I had to hide in a bush until the next morning
Sera: Elaine can we turn this in to the police
Bitachi: Nah they know
Bitachi: My grandfather is chief of police so yaknow
Bitachi: Bail me out every time
John: Seraaaa
John: Elaine's still allowed to use glue gunssss why can't iiiii
Bitachi: Oh I'm not allowed to use anything
Bitachi: I just steal it from the local walmart
Bitachi: Like the $600 champagne I gave you for your birthday arlo
Fork: w h a t
Bloke: So lemme get this straight
Bloke: Elaine has committed arson a total of about 36 times
Bloke: And grand larceny at least once!!! Wtf
Bitachi: Ah, such is childhood
John: You're 17
Bitachi: C H I L D H O O D
John: Well I rest my case
Sera: I want to punch someone
John: Ooh ooh!!! Can I help???
Sera: Yeah yeah ofc!!!!
Sera: Her name is marie
Sera: And she's a piece of shit
Calid: what did she do?
Sera: She once borrowed my pencil aND NEVER GAVE IT BACK
Bloke: ...
Bloke: H-how can someone do that?
Fork: Even for me, that's pretty cruel.
Calid: Are you okay Sera?? We're all here for you
John: Sera, I'm so sorry. I never knew we were so alike in trauma.
John: SOMEONE ONCE BORROWED MY PENCIL AND NEVER GAVE IT BACK TOO
Sharimp: The horror...the horror!!
Sera: J-john, do you want to cry together?
John: Sure...then can we get some boba tea with Arlo's credit card?
Fork: Wait what
Sera: Sure!!
[some time later]
John: Let's go get her
Sera: Alright I'm good I got it
John: Aww I didn't get to help
Sera: Nono! I tied her to your punching bag
John:
John: I love you so much
[some time later]
Cecile: Why the fuck is Marie in the infirmary in a full body cast drinking through a straw?
