Calid - Isen
Blek - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Elaine: ITS HERE ITS HERE
Calid: THE DANCE IS EHRE
Fork: Great.
John: I already know who I'm going with~
Sera: Me too~
Calid: I don't
Elaine: We all get ready now
Sera: I agree
Sera: Nobody fucking talk until the damn dance or I'll make you eat your phone
[the dance arrives]
Elaine: I S E N
Elaine: Stop crying because Cecile and Dan are dancing and get your ass over here
Calid: But we had so much
Sera: Cecile literally slapped you in the face and called the hand mark it left hot
Calid: I KNOW WE HAD SO MUCH
Sharimp: Isen, there's a pretty girl with nicehair over there. Go talk to her
Calid: Okay
Blek: That asshole is going to rek himself
John: If you ever say "rek" again, I'll make you eat your phone
Blek:
Fork: Is he talking to MacKenzie
Elaine: Her name makes me want to slap her so hard it makes Joker John look like a walk in the park
Sera: Eww
Sera: MacKenzie is the school slut
Fork: I thought you were the school slut
Sera:
Sera: RUDE I AM NOT
Fork: You literally showed up in a bikini for a beach trip
Sera: ITS A SWIMSUIT DUMBASS
Fork: More like a slutsuit
John: mackenzie threw her vodka shot in isen's face
Sharimp: Why are people drinking here? We're all underage!!
John: this is wellston, the top school in the country
John: kids are doing shit like this all the time
John: get your fucking head out of your ass, remi
Sera:
Sera: I don't drink
John: The first time I got you to try some you drank four bottles, projectile vomited a literal fucking h o l e through my wall, and promptly passed out for two days
Sera: Ah, good times
Sera: But I don't drink because it screws with my ability
John: What happened?
Sera: Well the very first time I ever drank was with Leilah
Blek: Wasn't Leilah 15?
Sera:
Sera: She was 10 and I was 7
Blek:
Blek: What the fuck
Sera: Yeah I drank some and immediately I couldn't use my ability for like 10 minutes and freaked out
Sera: Then it jumped up from a 2 to a 7 in a minute and I nearly destroyed our house and then rewinded it
Sera: And then I passed out and woke up under Leilah's mattress
Fork: You mean under her bed
Sera: No
Sera: I mean I woke up with her mattress pushing down on my back as I gazed though the wooden segments of her bed the amount of candy she really had
John:
John: SECRET CANDY STASH LESGOOO
Calid; MacKenzie and I are going out tomorrow!
Sharimp: I thought she threw vodka in your face...
Calid; Oh, she just said that she thought I was cute but didn't want people to know that someone of such a low tier would associate with her
Sharimp:
Sharimp: She's literally a 1.1.
Sharimp: You know the only one who's lower than that?
Sharimp: John's dad
Calid:
Calid: Is it bad that I forgot I even had an ability?
John:
John: Your ability is so fucking weak that it should be a crime to even call it an ability
Calid: இ௰இ
Sera: Sorry dude
Sera: That's just the cold hard truth ya dingdong dumbass
Elaine: Lmao
Coming up next:
Calid: And we ate a delicious three course meal
Elaine *three day old chicken and moldy bread
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic TWO BABAY
Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
