Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Calid: Guys I went to the mcdonalds today and look what I saw
Calid:
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John: Shit what happened?
Calid: Someone got McMad™
John:
John: W H E E Z E
Elaine: aKJSNKLJSJK-
Sera: LMFAO
Fork: I smiled.
Sharimp: JKASNKJ U GOT ARLO TO SMILEEEE
Sharimp: THE LAST TIME I SAW THAT BIATCH SMILE WAS WHEN JOHN TRIED TO BACKFLIP OFF A ROOF AND HIS UNDERWEAR CAUGHT ON THE FENCE AND HE WAS LEFT DANGLING
John: Remiiii why did you have to remind everyone of that againnnn
Sharimp: iseelondoniseefranceiseejohnsunderpants.jpg
Sera: My lock screen ajlksdnjs
Bloke: Guys the mcdonalds thing isn't funny!!
Bloke: What if someone had a really long day, just wanted a nice ice cream sundae, and then BOOM ice cream machine BROKEN
Bloke: And yeah they might've gotten out of their car and smashed the screen a couple times but cmon who hasn't??
Sharimp: Blyke, did you smash the screen?
Bloke: N-no, of course not!!!
Sharimp: Are you sure?
Bloke: Definitely, sure, positively, totally, completely, of course-
Fork: One too many
Bloke: FINE OKAY
Bloke: I SMASHED THE MCDONALD'S SCREEN OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY
John: Very
Sera: Blyke, you know the mcdonald's ice cream machine is always broken!
Bloke: Yeah but I was especially mad since the last time I went I ordered 100 nuggets and they said their NUGGET machine was broken
Bloke: so then i asked for 100 burgers and they were like "diet coke? mhm ok pull up to the window"
Calid: Honestly, I just want to know
Calid: Why were you buying 100 nuggets/100 burgers?
Elaine: Yeah, blyke!
Bloke: Shut the fuck up elaine you're one to talk
Elaine: N-no, I'm not!
Bloke: Elaine, do you remember your amazon order from when you were a freshman hosting your first high school party?
Elaine: BLYKE YOU PROMISED NEVER TO BRING THAT UP
Sera: ☕
Sera: spill it red hair mcgee
Sharimp: Wait blyke I've never heard this story
Calid: Yeah same me neither
Fork: I have.
John: Are you going to...you know, tell it?
Fork: No.
John: Why?
Fork: Because, no.
John: I will hit you with a fucking chair, bitch.
Bloke: It's okay I'll tell the story!!
Bloke: Elaine was planning for a 4th of July fest
Elaine: PLEASE BLYKE NO
Bloke: And she was ordered hot dogs
Bloke: So you know those cans of sausages you can get?
Sera: yeah yeah i used to munch on those in 5th grade all the time
John: That's not a euphemism, r-right?
Sera:
Sera: John, I was literally 11.
Bloke: Anyway Elaine vastly overjudged how many people were going to come and ordered 200 cans of sausages
Sharimp: PFFT HAHHAHAHAH
Sera; E L A I N E I CAN'T SSJKLNKLSJD
John: lmfao what did she do with all those glizzies
Calid: She obviously made a mukbang
Bloke: ...
Calid: O-obviously
Elaine: ...
Calid: Elaine, did you actually make a mukbang?
Elaine: N-NO OFC NOT
Bloke: Yes.
Bloke: Yes, Elaine made a mukbang.
Bloke: elainesmukbang.mp3
Sera: Whoa...
Sera: Freshman Elaine was a fricking fast eater
Sera: Present Elaine is a literal turtle in which those vsco girls couldn't save
John: Elaine is #1 glizzy gobbler confirmed
Sera has changed Elaine's name to #1 glizzy gobbler.
#1 glizzy gobbler:
#1 glizzy gobbler: I hate all of you.
Lmao I got a lot of this chapter's ideas from a video by a certain reaction channel youtuber
Btw go follow my friend! Her @ is BoredRandomReaderEh
She also reads unOrdinary and is generally an ✨excellent✨ human being
Coming up next:
#1 glizzy gobbler: IM NOT A GLIZZY GOBBLER MKAY
John: Last night I saw you steal three sausages from my fridge and snicker manically
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