Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
Bitachi: ARLO WHAT THE FUCK
Fork: What??
Bitachi: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST KICK A GOOSE SO HARD UP ITS ASS YOU WORE IT AS A SHOE FOR A SECOND BEFORE IT SCREAMED AND FLEW OFF
Fork: Idk I was mad
Bitachi: AT WHO???
Fork: At John
John: teehee
John: I put illegal firecrackers in his bed which burnt off a piece of his hair so now he has a nice shiny bald spot
Cecile: Oh like Isen
Calid: Cecile, just stop. You're not funny and nobody likes you.
Cecile: Rude
Sharimp: Arlo why would you take out your anger for the ink boy on a poor goose when you could've taken it out on ink boy himself instead?
Fork: Ink boy is powerful
John: Hah loser 6.3
Bitachi: When a 6.3 is weak to you...it's almost double my level
Sera: Damn bitch ur weak af
Bitachi: Sera, shut up. Your ability went to get some milk and never came back, just like your father.
Sera: WELL JUST CUS IT'S TRUE DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY IT ALRIGHT WORDS H U R T
John: Wait sera you don't have a dad?
Sera: No I do
Sera: He just takes a long time to get the milk
Bloke: Uh
Bloke: O-okay?
Bitachi: I hate life
Sharimp: Why is this chat so sad?
John: Because you're in it
Sera: John wtf is up with you
John: Well I thought the washing machine was a portal to another dimension BUT IT WASN'T
Calid:
Calid: Wellston Weekly: John Thinks Washing Machines Go into Portals!
John: Isen I swear if you publish that imma have you ride me
Sera:
Bitachi:
Fork:
Sharimp:
Bloke:
Cecile:
Calid:
John: *imma have you die by me
John: Great thanks a lot autocorrect I now fucking hate my life
Sera: Aw, sweetie...
Sera: You already hated your life
Cecile: Alright who wants alcohol
John: YOU HAVE ALCOHOL
Cecile: Yep
Cecile: Vaughn's over here swigging shots of it
John: Wait what
John: Are you two related?
Cecile: Yeah he's my grandpa
John: But he doesn't have a kinkster ability like u
Calid: kinkster?
Cecile: It's because he's my stepdad
Fork: John
John: Yreah
Fork: What the hell is wrong with you
John: What the hell is wrong with you for asking that question
John: There's a literal trilogy written about me
Fork: Weird ass bitch
John: Hope you like stop signs!
Fork: What?
John: I'm going to beat your ass with a stop sign! :DDD
Sera: He just ripped a stop sign outta the ground you better run barrier bitch-
Coming up next:
Fork: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM
Sharimp: the taxi driver lulz
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic TWO BABAY
Fanfiction"'SHRIMP.'" All Remi wanted was a nice place where the Royals could talk and chat, but of course, the UnO Cast are not exactly the easiest people in the world to deal with. #1 in Pens #1 in Arlaine #1 in Asslo Alternative title: druggies and smarty...
