Calid - Isen
Bloke - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
Bitachi - Elaine
John: I failed a historty test today
Calid: his tortilla?
John: historty
John: hiostry
John: history
Sera: how?
John: uh
John: is our current president barrack barner or on a roll dump
Bitachi:
Bitachi: Barrack obama or donald trump?
John: ye
Sera: Neither, John.
Sera: Neither.
Calid: Uh, John?
John: fuck, what?
Calid: How many issues do you have?
Sera: lmfao he's counting them on his fingers-
Sera: I can hear him mumbling "ptsd, anxiety, etc"
John: I think...I think I need some more fingers
Calid: wHAT YOU NEED IS SOME HELP
John: Excuse me I perform just fine in the bedroom I do not need any help of the sort
Calid: lsdndns
Calid: NO NOT THAT KIND OF HELP
Calid: MENTAL HELP
John: Are you saying that Seraphina isn't hot enough?
Sera: Isen, I swear I will march my fucking dump truck ass over to your dorm and squash your water balloon of a head with it until it pops
Bloke: fuck that's so hot why can't she do that to me
Bloke: JKSNKJD NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT
Sharimp: it's okay, we're mostly over anyways
Fork: But...you guys were such a nice couple
Sharimp: isen's jack o lantern hair is looking pretty shrekxy rn tho
John: Excuse you how dare you dishonor the kind wonderful amazing awesome beautiful handsome glorious perfect shrek
Fork: Oh...
Fork: Oh, that's okay, whatever makes you happy :)
Bitachi: guys i think arlo's about to McYeet himself off the roof because remi and blyke broke up/are breaking up
John: no wait arlo
Sera: conspiratey? john loveth arly barly?
Fork: Yeah, John?
John: can u jump off the roof and land in the splits
John: like crack the nuts and go banana ice cream split city
Bitachi: NJDSKJDNKDDS HE ACTUALLY DID ITNKJSMD
Sera: JKJHAASHBA W H A T
John: ill heal him!!
[ten minutes later]
John: so ya apparently his eggs need surgery so yaknow 🤪🤪🤪 maybe i shouldn't've told him to do that
Calid: "Shouldn't've"
Calid: mf ur gonna make me puke
John: good! i hate you! :D
Hello! I know I haven't updated in awhile so I decided to write a chapter just before school starts tomorrow. Hope all of you are doing well !! <3
Coming up next:
Fork: my mom had an electric barber razor in her hand
Fork: so she plugged it in and shaved a landing pad down my head by accident
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