Calid - Isen
Blek - Blyke
Fork - Arlo
Sharimp - Remi
[3 am]
Elaine: arlo snores like a fucking rabid guinea pig and i can't fucking take it anymore
Sharimp: eventually you get used to it
Sharimp: blyke snores like that quirrel john accidentally vacuumed once
Sera: John vaccumed a squirrel once?!
Sera: How did I never know about this??
John: to be fair
John: i was king john at the time
Sera: That doesn't explain vacuuming up a fucking squirrel
Calid: PLEASE SHUT UP GUYS PLEASE
Calid: I JUST FINALLY GOT TO SLEEP AFTER MACKENZIE GAVE ME ONCE OF HER HEALTHY SMOOTHIES
Blek: You're still with that mountain of entitled bitch ness
Calid: She sees me for me okay
Blek: She literally tied you to a bed
Blek: Then she took your clothes off and left your tighty whities on
Blek: AND FUCKING SOLD YOUR CLOHTES
Calid: Kinky, right??
Blek: isen, those clothes were over $200 and she sold them for a pack of cigarettes
Elaine: Aight imma say it like it is
Elaine: This bitch has gotta go
Calid: But I LOVE her!
Elaine: She literally shoved a firecracker down your pants and lit it without your knowledge
Calid: She's so spontaneous and fun!
Sharimp: She's borderline abusive
Calid: B-but
John: since i beat you up countless times
John: i will help you get rid of miss sold-clothing firecracker ass
Fork: Those are all things that she did to him
Fork: So shouldn't we call Isen clothing-seller firecracker ass
Blek: Calid point there
Calid: Please no
Elaine: OPERATION GET MACKENZIE TF OUT OF ISEN'S LIFE GO!
Blek: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na na na
Elaine: Arlo, you guard us. John, you attack but please not too far. I will heal because I know John will go too far. Sera, you stop time so John can attack. Blyke, you stand on the lookout. Isen, you cry and eat ice cream.
John: or i could just ambush her in the halls
Elaine: That too
[8 am]
John: currently hiding behind a wall
John: seraphina's ability in my arms
John: seraphina in my arms
John: ah life
Fork: You once smashed your face into a wall because you thought it was a portal which would take you back to before you were born
John: ah life
Sera: MACKENZIE'S COMING MACKENZIE'S COMINGGGG
Blek:
Blek: JOHN NO
John: BOOM
John: HAMMER TIME
Blek: All I hear is a girl saying "harder daddy"
John:
John: ISEN THIS GIRL IS IMMUNE TO MY ATTACKS
Calid: YEAH
Calid: Just stop hitting her
John:
John: I stopped and now she's crying and screaming on the floor
Sera: would she like one of doc's cookies?
Calid: She loves them
Sera:
Sera: I THOUGHT DOC ONLY GAVE THOSE TO ME AND JOHN
Calid: *John and I
Sera: IMMA FUCK UP UR FACE BITCH
Calid: OKAY OKAY
Calid: Doc gives cookies to everyone because he almost got sued for partiality
Sharimp:
Sharimp: There are two types of people in this world
Sharimp: People who are partial
Sharimp: AND PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING LIARS THEY ARE ALL PARTIAL ALL OF THEM ASJJSDJKLSJKASJKASDLANLKJSLKSNLS
Elaine: Remi's Mental Breakdown™ has commenced
Sharimp: I WANT SHRIMP IM HANGRY
Blek: I CANT GO NEAR HER SHE'S ON SHARK WEEK
Sharimp: SHARK WEEK ENDED A WEEK AGO
Sharimp: THIS IS MY NATURAL SELF AND I AM A N G R Y
Blek: w-why
Sharimp: Because I am hungry and a hungry Remi is an angry remi.
Calid: why is only one remi capitalized
Sharimp: Because I can.
John:
John: Okay I haven't touched mackenzie since I first hit her and now she's crying harder
Sera: aaahhhhh
John: She's crying harder?
Sera: oh john~
John: H-harder?
Sera:
John: Crying
Sera: OH JOHN YES
Fork: What the actual fuck is going on
Fork: Like I'm not even kidding anymore
John: come to our group chat, we've got
John: a knockoff royal
John: the head of the press team who got dumped for a guy who eats straight up mustard
John: angry lemon
John: lightning sharimpmcqueen
John: pew pee laser kid
John: traumatized boba tea
John: and a lovely seraphina
Fork: You mean thirsty officer?
John: yes, yes i do
John: also should I take mackenzie to the infirmary? she's straight up puking now
John: it's covering up my puke which i did on the press well and making me feel sad and like a subordinate
Sharimp: JUST PUKE SOME MORE WE ALL PUKE YOU ASSHOLE
John: um
John: i actually prefer the term hole of the excerment releasing body part
Fork: What has my life come to
Coming up next:
Sera: So you'd prefer it if the positions were reversed
John:
John: yis
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